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brightpearl 01-31-2008 08:54 PM

how does this make you feel?

Jaime 02-01-2008 02:58 AM

Jaime 02-01-2008 03:04 AM


Originally Posted by 12"razormix (Post 375272)

I have seen that picture before. I am happy to know that that cat is actually a ball of wool.


Marcus Bales 02-01-2008 09:38 AM

Can you resist?


Stephi_B 02-01-2008 09:47 AM

^No!!! :)

Angry Kid Hoyt 02-01-2008 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 375366)
how does this make you feel?

I don't have a word for the emotion this made me feel.

But it isn't a good emotion...I'll tell you that.

brightpearl 02-02-2008 12:43 AM

^I'm not sorry. :D

l'azizza 02-02-2008 01:42 AM


Originally Posted by Marcus Bales
Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese cookie factory!

Jack Flanders 02-02-2008 04:20 AM


Originally Posted by Marcus Bales (Post 375416)

Nope!! One of my cats is going nuts trying to find out where the noise is coming from. ha!

lapietra 02-04-2008 06:49 PM

My wacky housemate, in answer to this email:

Hi there -

We just wanted to officially request that everyone keep the bathroom door closed until further notice.

As you may know, Arthur has been pooping in the bathtub almost every day. We don't know why, but we do know that when he can't get in he chooses the litter box over anywhere else (thank goodness) so we'd like to keep the door closed until he forgets that the tub is there or something. Whatever his kitty logic is telling him, anyway.

This means - when you leave the bathroom - *please* remember to close the door behind you. We are the ones who have to clean it up, and we'd rather not have to keep doing that.

Thanks very much!


Listen, I don't mind closing the door, but I think you should read this....

From the Berkeley Animal Rights commission...

We think it is barbaric that you would deny an animal the right to defecate where it feels most comfortable. Humans are not the indigenous species afterall. How would you like it if you were a school age child who was terrorized by a bully when you went to the main bathroom but weren't allowed to use another bathroom of your choice? You would probably defecate in your pants out of fear! You would vomit on the way home out of terror! You would urinate all over yourself in class causing even more embarrasment out of panic! You would be going through exactly what you are putting your cat through! As a legal entity, the Berkeley Animal Rights Commission has the right to shut down any human home that is found guilty of not preserving animal rights. You are hereby ordered to leave your home at once. Your punishment is to live like homeless people so that you may know how others suffer because of your selfishness!

We are sick and tired of being labeled "Berkeley freaks" by the establishment who only want to persecute us by confusing the public with these insults about us! We will not tolerate animal abuse! And you are animal abusers!

Furthermore, fecal matter in the shower has an added benefit that humans should take advantage of. The squishy feeling that feces makes as you pasta-press it between your toes is comparable to that much more expensive mud you would use in a spa. Cat feces have an aroma and texture that rivals mud recovered from the bath houses of Pompei that costs thousands of dollars per session!

You should be ashamed of yourself for the trauma you are causing your cat and for the selfishness of your indulgence of an imported item when you could be enjoying that which is locally grown and made!!

As citizens of Berkeley, we are ashamed to have you in our species!


Berkeley Animal Rights Commission
"guilt is good"

Frieda 02-04-2008 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by Frieda (Post 375184)
just on the news here: the christian parties in our government are protesting against a porn movie on one of the public tv channels that's going to be broadcasted in combination with a documentary about the history of porn--

and the next item on the news: in the USA showing a butt on tv leads to major fines!

in addition to the porn riot described above-- there are now christians praying at the bottom of a non-functional TV broadcast tower to prevent the tv channel from broadcasting that porn movie.

maybe i shouldn't laugh. but i do :eek: :D :o

Peregrine 02-04-2008 07:56 PM


Originally Posted by Frieda (Post 375609)
in addition to the porn riot described above-- there are now christians praying at the bottom of a non-functional TV broadcast tower to prevent the tv channel from broadcasting that porn movie.

Well. To be fair, that particular tower won't be broadcasting the porn movie, whether their prayers have anything to do with it or not. :D

Brynn 02-04-2008 08:13 PM

Good point! :p

Jaime 02-06-2008 03:08 PM

The quality isn't great, it's a picture of a picture, but look what I found when cleaning out the depths of my closet the other day. This picture taped to a short blurb in french. I have translated it:

Hello my name is Jaime.
I'm eight years old.
I have a cat, and A brother. When I'm not school I play games with my cat. My favourite colours are green-blue, blue-green, pink, purple and dark black. My favourite food is pizza.

(Dark black?)

Frieda 02-06-2008 03:26 PM

^awww that's cute! :D

brightpearl 02-07-2008 10:57 AM

Aw, man.
Now I'm going to hell.

Marcus Bales 02-07-2008 11:12 PM


brightpearl 02-08-2008 05:20 PM

Ooookay, so I'm standing at the crosswalk waiting for the light to change, and it's kinda crowded because there's also a bus stop there. There's a woman nearby, maybe a few years older than me, delicately built, neatly and sweetly dressed. When she moved aside for a passerby, she bumped into this punk wannabe guy behind her, and he thought he'd act big in front of his punk wannabe friends. "Step off my sh*t, bitch!"

Ha ha ha. :D

She turned around, got in his face with her pointer finger, and she said, "Don't talk to me like that, you little poser sh*thead! I was fvcking a guy with a mohawk before you were born! You probably think Minor Threat is what gets you probation!"

The light changed, and she started stomping across the street, still cussing him..."Pinche fauxhawk pendejo..."

As I walked across, too, I heard one of the punk wannabe friends say, "Damn. She musta gone to school on the south side."


Odbe 02-09-2008 06:21 AM

^ :D Best laugh all day

craig johnston 02-09-2008 06:35 PM

Stephi_B 02-10-2008 11:36 AM

^So you will alter your teaching methods now according to these novel paedagogic techniques?

:D ;)

SavvyD 02-11-2008 04:24 AM

Ze and my love life make me laugh!!
I made other people laugh today, so that made me laugh! :) I met the person who originated a quote on my blog about dating, "Life unravels like a cheap sweater, since I gave up hope I feel alot better." The audience thought that was a really funny thing to put there cause modern dating kinda sucks.

visit it and tell me what you think! www.savvysinglechristian.blogspot.com

I wrote about Ze because he always makes me laugh! I used the Pre-Date Confidence Builder and it worked!!!

topcat 02-11-2008 04:27 AM

^^^^^ WHORE

Pixie Cherries 02-11-2008 11:21 PM

MCX Tiny Trike Competetion:

Hyakujo's Fox 02-12-2008 08:08 AM


Brynn 02-12-2008 01:41 PM

^sublime :)

"I sold all of our belongings and filled our car with snacks while you were at work.
I set the cat free.
I crank called 911.
I bit our landlord.
We can never go back.
We're free."

Brynn 02-12-2008 04:01 PM

Marcus Bales 02-13-2008 02:05 AM


rapscalious rob 02-13-2008 02:53 PM

Coffee 02-13-2008 03:54 PM


The 16 year old made a trite silly statement to which a response was unnecessary. And it should go without saying that she could not have been referencing me since the color of my skin precludes me from being racist

I did not come in here to get involved in personal attacks. I would ask that people please refrain from doing so

your sarcasm and the other personal attacks in here are quite unfriendly.

The above statements were in fact made by me and were about me; They were not attempts to attack one specific individual as I am being attacked in here.

your opinion of my blackness has no merit

Your input is now being considered.

F..king racist hypocritical troll.

brightpearl 02-13-2008 06:53 PM

I've never seen a pony with the wind in his mane in quite this fashion.

craig johnston 02-13-2008 07:35 PM

you should get out more


Frieda 02-13-2008 07:40 PM

^^ that is bizarre, funny and scary at the same time :eek:

trisherina 02-15-2008 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by average Murcan
Canada for Christ Sake!

craig johnston 02-15-2008 12:23 PM

Frieda 02-16-2008 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by Stephi_B (Post 376405)
- but we got a cool Cancellour and family minister in that respect, both working, modern-thinking chicas ;)),

stephi referring to angela merkel as chica made me snort my coffee all over my keyboard-- holy monkey :eek: :D :D

Stephi_B 02-16-2008 01:44 PM

^I heard rumours that she was a wild thing at uni, and she vandalised her office desk, she scratched formulas in it, yes! And her hubby (#2) is considered rather hot in theoretical chemistry circles (I dunno, totally not my type... blargh, but then again, if I imagine other profs - not mine of course, mine's a cute teddybear! :))


Edit: Apropos 'chica', there was something that made me laugh, yesterday though. I was going home from work, standing at the trainstation there out in the wilderness where I work, only two other people (dudes) there. Then came along the pseudo-ganstas of the village (14-16 y/o's I'd say), when they saw me (they still on the other side) they started shouting "There's a chica, a chica" and so on. They went on "chica, chica" the whole like 10 minutes till the train arrived. I just grinned... :D

Frieda 02-17-2008 08:08 PM

having dinner at my cousin M-- she told me she wanted to use a glass of sherry for a sauce.. but she didn't have any left. with the shops being closed on sunday, she drove to a nearby restaurant and bought a glass of sherry, and drove back with the full glass in her hand. i wonder what the police would've said if they'd pulled her over :D

brightpearl 02-18-2008 03:45 PM

lukkucairi 02-18-2008 04:24 PM


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