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Veruki 08-03-2009 01:20 PM

My high-school history teacher, who is a tiny, older, never been married lady: I just got the John Dillinger book. The movie is by Johnny Depp, who's SO FINE!! Are you going to see it?

Veruki 08-03-2009 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by YsaPur EsChomuw (Post 413787)

The best one is "mango juice, with mango". :)

YsaPur EsChomuw 08-03-2009 01:24 PM

^ Surely the safest option. But aren't you a tiny bit curious what cool pee with green tee milk tastes like?
Maybe a hint of golf...

Veruki 08-03-2009 01:27 PM

I guess it depends on the provider eating habits.

Marcus Bales 08-03-2009 03:47 PM

Veruki! You're back! That made me laugh today!

Veruki 08-04-2009 11:46 AM

^ that made me laugh... but it was one of those awkward, not sure if its a good or bad thing laugh.

Veruki 08-04-2009 12:56 PM

current fox news headline: folks in China trust hookers more that politicians.

YsaPur EsChomuw 08-07-2009 01:24 PM

MoJoRiSin 08-07-2009 10:12 PM

searching for an image of the
Virgin Mary
that's all :)

Frieda 08-08-2009 02:25 PM


mcgyvering on the moon!

MoJoRiSin 08-09-2009 10:42 AM

1. He probably thinks he's quite smart
2 To come up with a thread from the start
3. But all he has shown
4. That a thread you can't own
5. if the zeMonkeys don't give a fart


Originally Posted by masterofNone (Post 13091)

Brynn 08-14-2009 07:40 AM

YsaPur EsChomuw 08-15-2009 12:42 PM

brightpearl 08-15-2009 08:06 PM


I can't believe I've been missing out on this, my most secretest guilty pleasure...the ceremonial post-event mocking of the bad dress...taken to glorious new highs of snidolotry.

This might be my favorite.

Oooh, or this one.

I am a horrible person.

Frieda 08-16-2009 04:38 PM

YsaPur EsChomuw 08-17-2009 11:24 AM

^ sweet

Brynn 08-20-2009 09:07 PM

Marcus Bales 08-24-2009 04:04 AM


12"razormix 08-26-2009 07:42 AM


Originally Posted by Frieda (Post 414797)
david bowie in full skiing outfit on the snowy steps of the stairs, pretending to ski downstairs.

i told you he's okay! :D

Originally Posted by Frieda (Post 414797)
he speaks: "A. should wear a mohawk. that will solve her straw hair problem for good!"

:mad: :mad:

zero 08-26-2009 08:29 AM

for those who may be wondering.. becoming concerned about d bowie's health one day recently, zormix and i journeyed all the way to his mansion in the high, snowy-white swizterlands and there we did put on a wee puppetshow for him, you know, to cheer him up.

Frieda 08-26-2009 08:54 AM

^^ hey, don't blame me, it was a proper fever dream.. gave me a chuckle waking up..

and ffs, why the hell not?? :p

Frieda 08-26-2009 01:06 PM

this http://toys.brando.com/the-ai-micro-...3c035d001.html

especially the video. i should move to the land with the stream of never-ending silly plastic toys.

brightpearl 08-26-2009 02:11 PM



Ha ha ha.

brightpearl 08-26-2009 02:14 PM

Oh god
They're on YouTube.

They are somehow hilariously badass.

Frieda 08-26-2009 06:26 PM

is anyone able to load this clip?? it's the new RTL4 weatherguy and for 2 secs i thought i was watching david hasselhoff. especially with that shirt! :eek:


here's an older clip from youtube

Hyakujo's Fox 08-26-2009 08:07 PM

that is quite a shirt.

I bet everyone laughs when he has to say that it will be hot in the netherregions this weekend.

Frieda 08-27-2009 05:56 AM

^oh yes, especially during summer, hot and damp. :eek: :D

here look at david h:

shirt is slightly more hawaiian though!

Hyakujo's Fox 08-27-2009 06:18 AM

maybe he's the product of one the Hoff's european tours!!!

Frieda 08-27-2009 06:54 AM

^oh my god! :eek:

Frieda 08-27-2009 06:58 AM

i lookied it up

David Michael Hasselhoff (17 juli 1952)
Dennis Wilt (20 november 1969)

so david H had european indiscretions at the age of 16/17? i don't think he was on tv back then, young & the restless was in 1975-ish or something??

it would have been cool though :D

Frieda 08-27-2009 07:08 AM

oh what a gem http://www.davidhasselhoff.com/profi...e-with-peaches

YsaPur EsChomuw 08-27-2009 01:05 PM

^ it's like when proud parents exercise their kids to show off their amaaazing abilities... ;)

Frieda 08-27-2009 01:10 PM

^mm, the bird definitely does not want to jump in his car :D

MoJoRiSin 08-29-2009 04:54 PM

Frieda 08-31-2009 04:55 PM


heipa heipa!

Hyakujo's Fox 08-31-2009 10:58 PM

MoJoRiSin 09-01-2009 01:56 AM

"]"I think in a few years, IKEA=Verdana will be the norm & their world domination plot will be complete lol":)

brightpearl 09-02-2009 11:33 AM

I read this blog sometimes, Dooce, partly because she gives me some insight into some of my work, and partly because she is freaking hilarious. And also really bright and wonderful to read. She recently posted a letter she got, which she calls The Greatest Email in the History of the Internet.

For context, I suggest you read the blog post it's in response to here, but in brief, that one is about how she's going to get a lot of emails criticizing her for complaining (in her way-overtired new mom state) that her new washer has broken, leaving her with tons of dirty cloth diapers, when some people don't even have washers or babies or their mom was killed by a washer falling from a broken window and doesn't she have any compassion and they're never going to read her again...

And here is an email she got in response. Which I agree is the best email in the history of the internet: An Epic Vitriolic Screed.

I laughed really hard.
I feel it may be proof Andy Kaufman faked his own death.

Oh, and the language is absolutely not safe for work.

Brynn 09-02-2009 02:14 PM

Thank you, brightpearl. That was great. I too had an Olympic pooper baby. She too would regularly defecate up to around her hairline while giggling in the most charming way.
Twitter saves the day. FOLLOW :D
And then that epic vitriolic screed was just icing on the cake. Wonderful.

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