In hell, it's always all about you.

In hell your neighbours add a little baby deer to their other two adult deer lawn ornaments, and supplement the whole thing with an eight foot high white fountain, a large plastic shed, and a circular stone picnic table set.

In hell, when you hear the word 'community', you think somebody must want something.

In hell you go to bed wide-awake and wake up sleepy.

In hell there's never an election but always a campaign.

In hell, Nixon is still president.

In hell the call of nature always sounds before the alarm clock.

in hell, it's always 10 a.m. after a night of drinking.

In jell it takes drugs and/or alcohol to be transported.

in hell, you wake up in a warehouse mid- morning after an all night work session and realize all you have to drink is Pabst.

In hell your father tells you that your Great Aunt owned one third controlling interest in Pabst Blue Ribbon Frewery but gave it to her church when she died.

In hell all the children have to work 2-4 hours a fay tying ble ribbons on veer bottles (to keep them out of M I S C H I E F :)

in hell, you are hung over at a café and your huevos rancheros never arrive

In jell wen ladies get tojetjer in te parlor tey ave no clue ow to play bride cannot tink of anytin to say to eac oter and never lauj at all.

In hell the cat always wants out.