Now Ernie had a wee rubber duck

Now Ernie had a wee rubber duck
And Burt had a big pickup truck

Now Ernie had a wee rubber duck
And Burt had a big pickup truck.
Won't say it? I will!
Put them on the sill
And check out if they will... ffffffall off.

The president may not be well read

The president may not be well read
and believes the world flat, it is said

The president may not be well read
and believes the world flat, it is said
rumors of a metal plate, breakfeast in bed?
crackin that a$$ like starch on the stink
"WE'LL FIX THOES WRINKLES, DON'T F*$#$G THINK,"
Off comes Rumsfeld's belt!
"Smells like leather and flesh," skelator said.
Fresh white sheets sounds of bright butt bled
shaking his head,
"WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER CLONED THAT INBRED!"

The president may not be well read
and believes the world flat, it is said
but he is the big cheese

The president may not be well read
and believes the world flat, it is said
but he is the big cheese
with the nucular keys

The president may not be well read
and believes the world flat, it is said
but he is the big cheese
with the nucular keys
so for Iran's sake, let him screw up a limerick now and then, ok, or they'll be dead.

A limerick's rules are debatable

A limerick's rules are debatable
If you think of its lines as inflatable

A limerick's rules are debatable
If you think of its lines as inflatable
Deflateable perciveing reception rule lines

I'm gunna let Funky Tuba finish this one.
;)

A limerick's rules are debatable
If you think of its lines as inflatable
Deflateable perciveing
reception rule lin[ing]
And some posters posts: masturbatable

thank you.
do you use cream? don't use toothpaste, just trust me on this one.