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amanda 03-25-2003 12:17 PM

survey
 
1.If you could be a shade of lipstick, what would your name be?

2.What does yellow taste like? Blue? Pink?

3.You are a rigidly honest woman of moderate means who gets involved in chemin de fer at a gambling casino; it's a pitch and toss game. In your excitement, you start to burp repeatedly. One of these burps is an unusually eloquent one, which causes the banker at the table to misunderstand you and think you had called out "Banquo!". Winnings of $50,000 are promptly pushed toward you before you can explain. Will you keep the money? If so, how will you rationalize your action?

4.Finish this sentence: "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of...."

5.You are challenged to a duel. What is the weapon of your choice?

6.You've been captured by vicious Japanese salarymen that threaten to kill you, UNLESS, you can sing karaoke well. You have one chance- what song do you sing?

7. If you made them, have you lived up to your New Year's resolutions so far?

8. Tell a story.

dickieC 03-25-2003 12:29 PM

Re: survey
 
1.If you could be a shade of lipstick, what would your name be?

All-Natural With No Added Sauce.

2.What does yellow taste like? Blue? Pink?

Yellow tastes of saffron. Blue tastes of toothpaste. Pink tastes of candy floss (=cotton candy).

3.You are a rigidly honest woman of moderate means who gets involved in chemin de fer at a gambling casino; it's a pitch and toss game. In your excitement, you start to burp repeatedly. One of these burps is an unusually eloquent one, which causes the banker at the table to misunderstand you and think you had called out "Banquo!". Winnings of $50,000 are promptly pushed toward you before you can explain. Will you keep the money? If so, how will you rationalize your action?

Yes. Because I'm female and any reason is good enough.

4.Finish this sentence: "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of...."

"...Aramis". If this is word association, that's it.

5.You are challenged to a duel. What is the weapon of your choice?

Swords. I am not a crack shot, but anyone can wave a sabre around.

6.You've been captured by vicious Japanese salarymen that threaten to kill you, UNLESS, you can sing karaoke well. You have one chance- what song do you sing?

"Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen.

7. If you made them, have you lived up to your New Year's resolutions so far?

Yes.

8. Tell a story.

Once upon a time there was a lonely young academic called dickieC. He met the woman of his dreams and they both lived happily ever after. The End.

masterofNone 03-25-2003 12:50 PM

.If you could be a shade of lipstick, what would your name be?
Executive Transvestite

2.What does yellow taste like? Blue? Pink?
Yellow - Peeps. Blue - Slurpees. Pink - diet cherry 7-Up

3.You are a rigidly honest woman of moderate means who gets involved in chemin de fer at a gambling casino; it's a pitch and toss game. In your excitement, you start to burp repeatedly. One of these burps is an unusually eloquent one, which causes the banker at the table to misunderstand you and think you had called out "Banquo!". Winnings of $50,000 are promptly pushed toward you before you can explain. Will you keep the money? If so, how will you rationalize your action?
I do. I can create a thousand juicy rationalizations a day. I'm sure I'll think of something.

4.Finish this sentence: "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of...."
Quartz

5.You are challenged to a duel. What is the weapon of your choice?
Bradley Fighting Vehicles

6.You've been captured by vicious Japanese salarymen that threaten to kill you, UNLESS, you can sing karaoke well. You have one chance- what song do you sing?
Luck be a Lady Tonight.

7. If you made them, have you lived up to your New Year's resolutions so far?
I did. I haven't yet.

8. Tell a story.
When I was a senior in high school, I was awakened by the sound of an old womans voice crying out "help me." My grandmother, in Minnesota, had been very ill and near death for weeks. Theres was a knocking at the door. I got up from my bed and walked to the front door. There, outside the sheer curtains, in the moonlight was what appeared to be my grandmother in her nightgown as she just turned away from the door. My heart leaped into my throat. A ghost! I ran back to me bed and pulled the covers up over my head. For what seemed like hours this spirit trudged back and forth between my front door and back... muttering and moaning in the cold February night. After a time my father burst into my room. "Get up! Someone is outside calling for help!" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was his mother's ghost. He proceded to storm into the next room to wake up our house guest. The two of us went out into the night to find the source of the calls. As I rounded the lower steps and headed for the backyard, my mother threw on the outdoor lights. There, in the rock garden was an 80 year old woman sitting in her house coat with out stretched hands and a small but bloody cut on her forhead. We bundled her up and brought her inside. Not a ghost, it turned out she was the demented mother of our neighbor. She had wanderd away in the night to catch a train.

I'll never believe in ghosts again.

lapietra 03-25-2003 01:05 PM

1.If you could be a shade of lipstick, what would your name be?
Not Ready For Prime Time Pink.

2.What does yellow taste like? Blue? Pink?
Yellow tastes like lemon curd; blue tastes like Scope; pink tastes like strawberry mousse.

3.You are a rigidly honest woman of moderate means who gets involved in chemin de fer at a gambling casino; it's a pitch and toss game. In your excitement, you start to burp repeatedly. One of these burps is an unusually eloquent one, which causes the banker at the table to misunderstand you and think you had called out "Banquo!". Winnings of $50,000 are promptly pushed toward you before you can explain. Will you keep the money? If so, how will you rationalize your action?
I will absolutely keep the money. The universe behaves in mysterious ways... sometimes to my benefit.

4.Finish this sentence: "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of...."
Quartz. (Much more exciting than that thing about the fox and the dog...)

5.You are challenged to a duel. What is the weapon of your choice?
Batakas.

6.You've been captured by vicious Japanese salarymen that threaten to kill you, UNLESS, you can sing karaoke well. You have one chance- what song do you sing?
Almost anything by Bonnie Raitt.

7. If you made them, have you lived up to your New Year's resolutions so far?
Not too shabby! :)

8. Tell a story.
Once apon a time a little skinny flea-ridden kitten was captured by a woman who intended to get him healthy and give him to a priest. She gave him a bath, fed him nice food and gave him lots of love. The priest couldn't take him so she was going to give him to another priest. The second priest wanted to wait until he had time to spend with the kitten, but he was a busy priest and he had to keep putting it off. All this time the kitten grew, becoming more silly and gentle and funny and plushy and sweet, and the woman fell more and more deeply in love with him. Finally she told the second priest he couldn't have the kitten. She kept the kitten and he grew into the most beautiful grey cat she'd ever seen in her life. The woman and the cat lived happily ever after. (Despite the fact that every morning he sat by the sock drawer and cried for it to be opened. Even though he would only sit in it for about 3 seconds.)

Deviate 03-25-2003 01:54 PM

1.If you could be a shade of lipstick, what would your name be?
oil stain rainbow

2.What does yellow taste like? Blue? Pink?
yellow - like a dandilion, buttery and warm from the sun
blue - like carribean clear, clean and twirly
pink - like "pop!" and giggles and bright sweetness with a tang of tart

3.You are a rigidly honest woman of moderate means who gets involved in chemin de fer at a gambling casino; it's a pitch and toss game. In your excitement, you start to burp repeatedly. One of these burps is an unusually eloquent one, which causes the banker at the table to misunderstand you and think you had called out "Banquo!". Winnings of $50,000 are promptly pushed toward you before you can explain. Will you keep the money? If so, how will you rationalize your action?
yes. i'm already gambling, so i'm not a pure crystal. the name of the game is chance; the house chances that you're gonna f*uck up, you chance that the house f*ucks up. they lost. you win.

4.Finish this sentence: "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of....
....raw funknoidial jamness"

5.You are challenged to a duel. What is the weapon of your choice?
the open end of a green leather yard-wrok glove (or so i am told)

6.You've been captured by vicious Japanese salarymen that threaten to kill you, UNLESS, you can sing karaoke well. You have one chance- what song do you sing?
Billy McGee. i go home unharmed.

7. If you made them, have you lived up to your New Year's resolutions so far?
um, i don't think i made any....

8. Tell a story.
once upon a time there was a duck. he had a very happy life.

bealeblues 03-25-2003 02:21 PM

1.If you could be a shade of lipstick, what would your name be?

"I can't believe it's not lipstick"

2.What does yellow taste like? Blue? Pink?

yellow: tastes like cake mix
blue: tastes like a snow cone
pink: tastes like .... (edited for the faint of heart)


3.You are a rigidly honest woman of moderate means who gets involved in chemin de fer at a gambling casino; it's a pitch and toss game. In your excitement, you start to burp repeatedly. One of these burps is an unusually eloquent one, which causes the banker at the table to misunderstand you and think you had called out "Banquo!". Winnings of $50,000 are promptly pushed toward you before you can explain. Will you keep the money? If so, how will you rationalize your action?

you're talking to a lawyer here. need i say more?

4.Finish this sentence: "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of...."

cream cheese?

5.You are challenged to a duel. What is the weapon of your choice?

spaghetti

6.You've been captured by vicious Japanese salarymen that threaten to kill you, UNLESS, you can sing karaoke well. You have one chance- what song do you sing?

no doubt about it. roadhouse blues by the doors. i don't even need to be threatened to do it, either, but people threaten to kill me if i try to sing it, so there you go.

7. If you made them, have you lived up to your New Year's resolutions so far?

didn't make any

8. Tell a story.

one fine spring day, two blokes, dinz and beale, happened upon a baseball game. beers were consumed and yada yada yada, bail was set at one million dollars each

priceyfatprude 03-25-2003 02:41 PM

1.If you could be a shade of lipstick, what would your name be?

Lovechild

2.What does yellow taste like? Blue? Pink?

Yellow--salty, like butter on popcorn

Blue--berries

Pink--fresh raspberries in vanilla yogurt

3.You are a rigidly honest woman of moderate means who gets involved in chemin de fer at a gambling casino; it's a pitch and toss game. In your excitement, you start to burp repeatedly. One of these burps is an unusually eloquent one, which causes the banker at the table to misunderstand you and think you had called out "Banquo!". Winnings of $50,000 are promptly pushed toward you before you can explain. Will you keep the money? If so, how will you rationalize your action?

Of course I'd keep the money. Fate. It's good karma coming to kiss my ass rather than bite me on my ass.

4.Finish this sentence: "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of....

...used bubble gum."

5.You are challenged to a duel. What is the weapon of your choice?

Lime green Silly String.

6.You've been captured by vicious Japanese salarymen that threaten to kill you, UNLESS, you can sing karaoke well. You have one chance- what song do you sing?

End It On This--No Doubt

7. If you made them, have you lived up to your New Year's resolutions so far?

No.

8. Tell a story.

Once upon a time in a land far far away....that's all I got. I'm walking my dog during lunch, I'm sure that will be story-worthy later.

rmr 03-25-2003 03:17 PM

1.If you could be a shade of lipstick, what would your name be?
READ MY LIPS RED

2.What does yellow taste like? Blue? Pink?
lemonade, Jello, Bubble Gum....Bazooka bubble gum

3.You are a rigidly honest woman of moderate means who gets involved in chemin de fer at a gambling casino; it's a pitch and toss game. In your excitement, you start to burp repeatedly. One of these burps is an unusually eloquent one, which causes the banker at the table to misunderstand you and think you had called out "Banquo!". Winnings of $50,000 are promptly pushed toward you before you can explain. Will you keep the money? If so, how will you rationalize your action?
I'd keep it, I made the sound after all.

4.Finish this sentence: "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of...."
truth

5.You are challenged to a duel. What is the weapon of your choice?
Shots

6.You've been captured by vicious Japanese salarymen that threaten to kill you, UNLESS, you can sing karaoke well. You have one chance- what song do you sing?
Devil Went Down to Georgia

7. If you made them, have you lived up to your New Year's resolutions so far?
Didn't make any

8. Tell a story.
There once was a girl that thought way too much that her mind blew up.

Then End!

Frieda 03-25-2003 05:12 PM

1.If you could be a shade of lipstick, what would your name be?
rainbow brite

2.What does yellow taste like? Blue? Pink?
yellow -> lemonade
blue -> sugar
pink -> rose petals

3.You are a rigidly honest woman of moderate means who gets involved in chemin de fer at a gambling casino; it's a pitch and toss game. In your excitement, you start to burp repeatedly. One of these burps is an unusually eloquent one, which causes the banker at the table to misunderstand you and think you had called out "Banquo!". Winnings of $50,000 are promptly pushed toward you before you can explain. Will you keep the money? If so, how will you rationalize your action?
of course i'd keep it! everybody should have a lucky day sometimes!

4.Finish this sentence: "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of...."
umm.. seaweed?

5.You are challenged to a duel. What is the weapon of your choice?
tomatoes

6.You've been captured by vicious Japanese salarymen that threaten to kill you, UNLESS, you can sing karaoke well. You have one chance- what song do you sing?
banana boat by harry belafonte

7. If you made them, have you lived up to your New Year's resolutions so far?
no resolutions!

8. Tell a story.
ok.
once upon a time in a land far far away from here, there was a dragon gliding on the winds, flying from the dangerous Pit of Pudding all the way to the Beer Garden in the warmer south. the dragon flew and flew, over mountains and valleys, cities and forests, castles and tiny little huts built by the humble citizens of Boredompolis. he looked down, and suddenly felt very naughty. "i have to pee," he thought. "do you think they have umbrellas down there?"
the end!

Red Princess 03-25-2003 05:38 PM

Re: survey
 
Quote:

Originally posted by amanda
1.If you could be a shade of lipstick, what would your name be?
Red Princess, duh

2.What does yellow taste like? Blue? Pink?
yellow tastes like pinapple, blue is cold and fruity, pink is warm like wine

3.You are a rigidly honest woman of moderate means who gets involved in chemin de fer at a gambling casino; it's a pitch and toss game. In your excitement, you start to burp repeatedly. One of these burps is an unusually eloquent one, which causes the banker at the table to misunderstand you and think you had called out "Banquo!". Winnings of $50,000 are promptly pushed toward you before you can explain. Will you keep the money? If so, how will you rationalize your action?
take the money and run, then make a small contribution the the local animal shelter

4.Finish this sentence: "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of...."
squish.

5.You are challenged to a duel. What is the weapon of your choice?
a Scitex RIP

6.You've been captured by vicious Japanese salarymen that threaten to kill you, UNLESS, you can sing karaoke well. You have one chance- what song do you sing?
might as well just let them shoot me, i am severely musically impaired

7. If you made them, have you lived up to your New Year's resolutions so far?
ha ha ha ha can't tell

8. Tell a story.
once upon a time there was a little red haired girl who was searching the wide world over for a handsome prince. There were none to be found so she took the booty call instead and lived happily ever after. the end


Madmack 03-25-2003 08:08 PM

1.If you could be a shade of lipstick, what would your name be?
Antillies breeze

2.What does yellow taste like? Blue? Pink?
Yellow: Fresh grapefruit
Blue: Sweet coconut
Pink: Strawberry/rhubarb

3.You are a rigidly honest woman of moderate means who gets involved in chemin de fer at a gambling casino; it's a pitch and toss game. In your excitement, you start to burp repeatedly. One of these burps is an unusually eloquent one, which causes the banker at the table to misunderstand you and think you had called out "Banquo!". Winnings of $50,000 are promptly pushed toward you before you can explain. Will you keep the money? If so, how will you rationalize your action?
Is it a charity casino..?

4.Finish this sentence: "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of...."
Giza fountain.

5.You are challenged to a duel. What is the weapon of your choice?
A proxy.. barring that.. a hockey stick.

6.You've been captured by vicious Japanese salarymen that threaten to kill you, UNLESS, you can sing karaoke well. You have one chance- what song do you sing?
Turning Japanese by the Vapours
or
Rock n' roll love letter by the Bay City Rollers

7. If you made them, have you lived up to your New Year's resolutions so far?
Never make them... To busy keeping my lifelong resolutions...

8. Tell a story.
One day a crafty inventor created a universal translator. Not only did it translate languages, but it deciphered sarcasm and innuendo. It had the ability to clear the air and stop conflict on both a personal and global level. As it worked on a subconscious level it effectively could cure the deaf and mute. All one had to do was rest the sort of shallow circular tin on the crown of ones head and instantly everyone within proximity could clearly understand the point that the wearer was attempting to make. On the way to the patent office the inventor was set upon by a vicious gang. They beat him and rendered him unconscious. They quickly went through his pockets, taking his wallet and his watch, leaving the cheap, odd shaped tin beside the bloody body. Months later, lying in a hospital in small room unable to speak or motion, his eyes were drawn to the small window, where a gentle breeze shifted the heavy drapes. Sadly he saw his invention sitting on the desk under the window. It was upside down with a wilting African violet in it.

LadyCrow 03-25-2003 10:02 PM

1.If you could be a shade of lipstick, what would your name be?
-Understated Bitchiness

2.What does yellow taste like? Blue? Pink?
Yellow: lemons
Blue: Blue raspberry slushie
Pink: bubble gum

3.You are a rigidly honest woman of moderate means who gets involved in chemin de fer at a gambling casino; it's a pitch and toss game. In your excitement, you start to burp repeatedly. One of these burps is an unusually eloquent one, which causes the banker at the table to misunderstand you and think you had called out "Banquo!". Winnings of $50,000 are promptly pushed toward you before you can explain. Will you keep the money? If so, how will you rationalize your action?
-Of course I'll keep it! (Gotta feed the Bill Demons somehow...) I'll rationalize my action by quoting the following: "Never look a gift horse in the mouth." ;)

4.Finish this sentence: "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of...."
-Jax (don't ask; it was the 1st thing that came to mind)

5.You are challenged to a duel. What is the weapon of your choice?
-bow & arrows

6.You've been captured by vicious Japanese salarymen that threaten to kill you, UNLESS, you can sing karaoke well. You have one chance- what song do you sing?
-"Bohemian Rhapsody"

7. If you made them, have you lived up to your New Year's resolutions so far?
-didn't make any, so I can't say that I've lived up to them ;)

8. Tell a story.
-Once upon a time, there was a girl who went with the flow of life, not wanting to rock the boat & disturb things in any way. All of a sudden, her job was taken away in a rash & disturbing manner, & she decided that to rock the boat was good, & that disturbing things was a necessity in life.

trisherina 03-26-2003 01:21 AM

Re: survey
 
1.If you could be a shade of lipstick, what would your name be?
Orangutan -- a sort of violent combination of taupe and coral

2.What does yellow taste like? Blue? Pink?
Yellow: lemonade, Blue: Labatt's, Pink: cotton candy

3.You are a rigidly honest woman of moderate means who gets involved in chemin de fer at a gambling casino; it's a pitch and toss game. In your excitement, you start to burp repeatedly. One of these burps is an unusually eloquent one, which causes the banker at the table to misunderstand you and think you had called out "Banquo!". Winnings of $50,000 are promptly pushed toward you before you can explain. Will you keep the money? If so, how will you rationalize your action?
Sure. If I was the one to make such a burp, I'm entitled (and still chuckling over the auditory loop my head keeps playing of this fictional event)

4.Finish this sentence: "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of...."
...snicker-snackiness.

5.You are challenged to a duel. What is the weapon of your choice?
Guilt.

6.You've been captured by vicious Japanese salarymen that threaten to kill you, UNLESS, you can sing karaoke well. You have one chance- what song do you sing?
The Hora. Everyone joins in, we dance, we kvetch, we enjoy a little yam tempura.

7. If you made them, have you lived up to your New Year's resolutions so far?
No resolutions. I have so little resolve.

8. Tell a story.
Once upon a time there was born a person who lived an entire lifetime just passing the time until death came. More people of this ilk were spawned, and they called it civilization.

chuckie egg 03-26-2003 10:28 AM

1.If you could be a shade of lipstick, what would your name be?
Dirty Red

2.What does yellow taste like? Blue? Pink?
Yellow = runny egg yolk, Blue = bubblegum flavoured slush puppy, Pink = Stawberry Ice Cream

3.You are a rigidly honest woman of moderate means who gets involved in chemin de fer at a gambling casino; it's a pitch and toss game. In your excitement, you start to burp repeatedly. One of these burps is an unusually eloquent one, which causes the banker at the table to misunderstand you and think you had called out "Banquo!". Winnings of $50,000 are promptly pushed toward you before you can explain. Will you keep the money? If so, how will you rationalize your action?
Keep it, I subconciously burped at the right moment, I knew what I was doing really!

4.Finish this sentence: "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of...."
...old

5.You are challenged to a duel. What is the weapon of your choice?
bare knuckles... grrr

6.You've been captured by vicious Japanese salarymen that threaten to kill you, UNLESS, you can sing karaoke well. You have one chance- what song do you sing?
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so....

7. If you made them, have you lived up to your New Year's resolutions so far?
Didnt make any. If I wanted to do something I can decide that any day, not just at new year! sheesh

8. Tell a story.
Once upon a time, long ago, there was a beautiful princess called Chuckie Egg. People laughed at her name and she wept every night.

One day she visited a place called Ze-land, the people there were friendly and didnt laugh at her name, so she decided to stay and lived happily ever after.

Thend.

dickieC 03-26-2003 09:50 PM

Surely "it is a far, far better thing I do today than I have ever done before"...?


Enough to make me weep. Then again, I admire supererogation...


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