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ambo 09-06-2003 06:23 PM

I thought Id never see the day
When pigs would fly and sinners pray

zenbabe 09-06-2003 08:52 PM

I thought Id never see the day
When pigs would fly and sinners pray
Though I still would love bacon

Audreyvgs 09-07-2003 11:39 AM

I thought Id never see the day
When pigs would fly and sinners pray
Though I still would love bacon
with these eggs that I'm makin'

zenbabe 09-07-2003 12:01 PM

I thought Id never see the day
When pigs would fly and sinners pray
Though I still would love bacon
with these eggs that I'm makin'
Then im off for a roll in the hay!

Audreyvgs 09-07-2003 01:53 PM

I had to get this one out of my system, sorry, next!

My husband does dishes by hand
the machine makes you less of a man?
technology's cleaner,
you hard-headed wiener
Go ahead, I will sit while you stand!

nycwriters 09-07-2003 05:29 PM

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee

funkytuba 09-08-2003 04:32 PM

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee
My G-string is flat, ahh me

ambo 09-08-2003 05:56 PM

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee
My G-string is flat, ahh me
See ? Touch it right there.

dinzdale 09-08-2003 06:40 PM

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee
My G-string is flat, ahh me
See ? Touch it right there
That string twixt the hair

Audreyvgs 09-08-2003 07:08 PM

Fiddle dee diddle dee dee
My G-string is flat, ahh me
See ? Touch it right there
That string twixt the hair
-was twisted but now its come free

ambo 09-08-2003 10:13 PM

september will go as it came

chuckie egg 09-09-2003 08:52 AM

september will go as it came
time goes so fast its a shame

ambo 09-09-2003 02:08 PM

september will go as it came
time goes so fast its a shame
a year will fly by

funkytuba 09-09-2003 07:39 PM

september will go as it came
time goes so fast its a shame
a year will fly by
thats why I will try

flabbygums 09-09-2003 07:53 PM

september will go as it came
time goes so fast its a shame
a year will fly by
thats why I will try
to rub oysters on my tushy in Maine


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