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ambo 01-03-2006 05:51 PM

The new lovers hollered, yahoo!
After they both reached the summit as two
But to their surprise
It was swarming with flies

Hyakujo's Fox 01-04-2006 11:05 AM

The new lovers hollered, yahoo!
After they both reached the summit as two
But to their surprise
It was swarming with flies
So they split there and then, as you do

dddrum 01-07-2006 02:09 AM

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled

Marcus Bales 01-07-2006 09:26 AM

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled
But he was predictably felled

Hyakujo's Fox 01-07-2006 10:53 AM

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled
But he was predictably felled
With a whack to the nuts

dddrum 01-07-2006 12:08 PM

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled
But he was predictably felled
With a whack to the nuts
From some amateur putz

Hyakujo's Fox 01-09-2006 10:03 AM

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled
But he was predictably felled
With a whack to the nuts
From some amateur putz
Who was nearly as green as he smelled

ambo 01-09-2006 09:45 PM

Excuse me, I thought you said "Jello"

Zatoichi 01-09-2006 10:22 PM

Excuse me, I thought you said "Jello"
Who knew that such a mild fellow
As you seem to be
And at just 5 foot 3

Hyakujo's Fox 01-10-2006 06:07 AM

Excuse me, I thought you said "Jello"
Who knew that such a mild fellow
As you seem to be
And at just 5 foot 3
Could consume by yourself a whole cello

ambo 01-13-2006 01:28 PM

It arrived, and now it won't go

dddrum 01-13-2006 04:47 PM

It arrived, and now it won't go
Tho' we hoped it would be a no-show

Marcus Bales 01-13-2006 10:22 PM

It arrived, and now it won't go
Tho' we hoped it would be a no-show
And except that it's lame
It looks much the same

Hyakujo's Fox 01-13-2006 11:06 PM

It arrived, and now it won't go
Tho' we hoped it would be a no-show
And except that it's lame
It looks much the same
As the dear old Aunt Elsie we know

Zatoichi 01-14-2006 01:42 AM

A milk cow with piebald old hocks


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