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Hyakujo's Fox 06-30-2005 02:53 PM

I bumped into a very odd bloke
My umbrella'd unpleasantly poked
He gave me a smile
which I put down to guile

trisherina 06-30-2005 03:13 PM

I bumped into a very odd bloke
My umbrella'd unpleasantly poked
He gave me a smile
which I put down to guile
Or perhaps it was something he smoked.

Marcus Bales 06-30-2005 04:06 PM

But then when he pulled out a gun

Hyakujo's Fox 07-02-2005 03:30 PM

But then when he pulled out a gun
I knew he wasn't looking for fun

ambo 07-04-2005 06:01 AM

But then when he pulled out a gun
I knew he wasn't looking for fun
I said "hey man, look out"

funkytuba 07-04-2005 03:00 PM

But then when he pulled out a gun
I knew he wasn't looking for fun
I said "hey man, look out"
"Don't just wave that about"

Hyakujo's Fox 07-06-2005 01:04 PM

But then when he pulled out a gun
I knew he wasn't looking for fun
I said "hey man, look out"
"Don't just wave that about"
"Give it here and I'll show how it's done"

Brynn 07-07-2005 02:00 AM

My neighbor is raising a stink

funkytuba 07-07-2005 03:20 AM

My neighbor is raising a stink
'bout something I put in his drink

Marcus Bales 07-07-2005 01:12 PM

My neighbor is raising a stink
'bout something I put in his drink
But he can't leave the john

zenbabe 07-08-2005 03:47 AM

My neighbor is raising a stink
'bout something I put in his drink
But he can't leave the john
Without his pants on

funkytuba 07-08-2005 05:37 AM

My neighbor is raising a stink
'bout something I put in his drink
But he can't leave the john
Without his pants on
those roofies, they change how you think

Hyakujo's Fox 07-09-2005 09:36 PM

As we raised the piano by hoist

Marcus Bales 07-10-2005 02:03 AM

As we raised the piano by hoist
Our wives and our girlfriends had voiced

Hyakujo's Fox 07-11-2005 11:31 AM

As we raised the piano by hoist
Our wives and our girlfriends had voiced
some reservation


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