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Marcus Bales 07-11-2005 01:08 PM

As we raised the piano by hoist
Our wives and our girlfriends had voiced
some reservation;
we laughed our negation

dinzdale 07-12-2005 06:48 PM

As we raised the piano by hoist
Our wives and our girlfriends had voiced
some reservation;
we laughed our negation
tho' it brought down the ceiling and joist.

Marcus Bales 07-15-2005 08:31 AM

The shadow of darkness falls fast

Hyakujo's Fox 08-14-2005 02:57 AM

The shadow of darkness falls fast
The time for hard working has past

funkytuba 08-14-2005 06:54 AM

The shadow of darkness falls fast
The time for hard working has past
now other concerns
inform our new yearns
and leave all our mothers aghast

Con ate dog 08-14-2005 09:59 AM

I swear my intentions were good

Marcus Bales 08-14-2005 11:22 AM

I swear my intentions were good
I worked just as hard as I could

Con ate dog 08-14-2005 01:05 PM

I swear my intentions were good
I worked just as hard as I could
But the little distractions
Confounded my actions

Marcus Bales 08-16-2005 11:41 AM

I swear my intentions were good
I worked just as hard as I could
But the little distractions
Confounded my actions
So here we are, waiting for wood.

Marcus Bales 08-16-2005 11:47 AM

I'm sleepy, my donut is stale,

dinzdale 08-16-2005 12:37 PM

I'm sleepy, my donut is stale
and this woman beside me's a whale

Marcus Bales 08-16-2005 07:20 PM

I'm sleepy, my donut is stale
and this woman beside me's a whale
the bus seat is smelly

dinzdale 08-16-2005 07:25 PM

I'm sleepy, my donut is stale
and this woman beside me's a whale
the bus seat is smelly
and my empty belly

Marcus Bales 08-17-2005 12:24 AM

I'm sleepy, my donut is stale
and this woman beside me's a whale
the bus seat is smelly
and my empty belly
makes my spine read "I'm hungry!" in Braille.

Marcus Bales 08-17-2005 12:26 AM

As the termites devoured the floor


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