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dddrum 01-23-2006 02:35 PM

I carefully crafted this post
To include the grim tale of a ghost
With his guts loose and runnin';
Even though I'm just funnin',
I do hope you're suitably grossed.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes:

Marcus Bales 01-28-2006 02:18 PM

I met Mantovani one night

ambo 01-28-2006 04:05 PM

I met Mantovani one night
He was playing the flute out of spite

Marcus Bales 01-29-2006 08:37 PM

I met Mantovani one night
He was playing the flute out of spite
The flautist had gone
And hid his baton

ambo 01-29-2006 09:22 PM

I met Mantovani one night
He was playing the flute out of spite
The flautist had gone
And hid his baton
Which for starters was just not polite

Marcus Bales 01-29-2006 11:01 PM

I smell something -- please stop the car

ambo 01-30-2006 01:12 AM

I smell something -- please stop the car
Oh here it is......hey, what's in this jar ?

dddrum 01-30-2006 04:48 PM

I smell something -- please stop the car
Oh here it is... what's in this jar?
Don't know what you had
But I think it's gone bad

Marcus Bales 01-30-2006 09:56 PM

I smell something -- please stop the car
Oh here it is... what's in this jar?
Don't know what you had
But I think it's gone bad ...
And if that isn't bad, it's bizarre.

dddrum 01-31-2006 04:57 PM

It looks like it once might have been
Part of a Nativity scene
Made out of salami
For somebody's Mommy

ambo 01-31-2006 06:07 PM

It looks like it once might have been
Part of a Nativity scene
Made out of salami
For somebody's Mommy
Or a cherub made out of a spleen

dddrum 01-31-2006 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ambo
It looks like it once might have been
Part of a Nativity scene
Made out of salami
For somebody's Mommy
Or a cherub made out of a spleen

Hmm... I was thinking "Too bad it's gone fuzzy and green," but this is much fresher. Fresher than what's in that jar, certainly! :p ;) :p ;) :p :rolleyes:

Hyakujo's Fox 01-31-2006 09:10 PM

This one time, while playing the fiddle

ambo 01-31-2006 10:49 PM

This one time, while playing the fiddle
My dachsund decided to piddle

Brynn 01-31-2006 11:06 PM

This one time, while playing the fiddle
My dachsund decided to piddle
His audience, the cat


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