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Marcus Bales 06-15-2006 05:01 PM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

LeahDear 06-15-2006 05:29 PM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"

Marcus Bales 06-15-2006 05:34 PM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre

LeahDear 06-15-2006 05:37 PM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours

Marcus Bales 06-15-2006 05:42 PM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

LeahDear 06-16-2006 08:51 AM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

Which ever one pays me the most

Marcus Bales 06-16-2006 08:54 AM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

Which ever one pays me the most --
Maybe the Washington Post? --
Be that as it may
All I've got to say
Is either way, this guy is toast.

LeahDear 06-16-2006 09:00 AM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

Which ever one pays me the most --
Maybe the Washington Post? --
Be that as it may
All I've got to say
Is either way, this guy is toast

But of course he denied the affair

Marcus Bales 06-16-2006 09:06 AM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

Which ever one pays me the most --
Maybe the Washington Post? --
Be that as it may
All I've got to say
Is either way, this guy is toast

But of course he denied the affair --
They always do, don't they? -- and there

LeahDear 06-16-2006 09:16 AM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

Which ever one pays me the most --
Maybe the Washington Post? --
Be that as it may
All I've got to say
Is either way, this guy is toast

But of course he denied the affair --
They always do, don't they? -- and there
The scandal broke loose

Marcus Bales 06-17-2006 11:41 AM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

Which ever one pays me the most --
Maybe the Washington Post? --
Be that as it may
All I've got to say
Is either way, this guy is toast

But of course he denied the affair --
They always do, don't they? -- and there
The scandal broke loose
And world-wide abuse
Was heaped on the diddling pair.

LeahDear 06-19-2006 07:47 AM

He swept off the desk with his arm
and said with his Arkansas charm
"Ah'll make us some room
You're on top I presume?
And hurry! I hear the alarm!"

"But we've still got to use this cigar"
"Oh, fvck the cigar!" -- and bizarre
She locked all the doors
And got down on all fours
And considered: Enquirer? or Starr?

Which ever one pays me the most --
Maybe the Washington Post? --
Be that as it may
All I've got to say
Is either way, this guy is toast

But of course he denied the affair --
They always do, don't they? -- and there
The scandal broke loose
And world-wide abuse
Was heaped on the diddling pair.

So the outcome of this tale is grim
If only he'd acted more prim
He lost his position
And worse, in addition,
His wife's more successful than him

funkytuba 06-22-2006 02:22 AM

Can we finally talk about Texans?

Brynn 06-22-2006 11:13 PM

Can we finally talk about Texans?
About Bush? And all his inflections?

LeahDear 06-24-2006 08:49 AM

Can we finally talk about Texans?
About Bush? And all his inflections?
There's so much to say


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