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Clytie 06-26-2004 02:49 AM

*gnaws on a teething ring*

tooo funny! ebay sux...

madasacutsnake 06-26-2004 06:44 AM

Should be named:

Pensioner Builds Plane in Garage. Can't Get it out the Door.



Pensioner builds plane in garage

From correspondents in Bratislava
June 25, 2004

A SLOVAK pensioner has spent three years building his own plane in his garage, using only a model plane as guide, local agencies reported today.

Milan Friso, 67, is now planning to take his friends on holiday in Croatia, the Czech news wire CTK said.

"Owning my own plane has been my lifelong dream so I decided to build it in my garage, copying a model of the US Fox plane," said Mr Friso, a former pilot instructor from Nitra in western Slovakia.

Friso said it cost him about 750,000 koruna ($32,000) to build the ultralight aircraft, which weighs 280km.

He said he expected the flight to Croatia to take about three hours at a speed of 145km per hour.



Pensioner builds plane in garage Pensioner builds plane in garage

Clytie 07-05-2004 01:07 PM


Avalon 07-05-2004 09:23 PM


nycwriters 07-05-2004 11:32 PM



This kitty was raised by pigs, so no she's not eating them, but playing with them. She thinks she's a pig. :)

priceyfatprude 07-05-2004 11:33 PM

Awwwwwww!

nycwriters 07-05-2004 11:37 PM

click

masterofNone 07-05-2004 11:44 PM


sparticle 07-09-2004 02:11 AM

We have been trying to keep the cats, particularly big old Gus, out of the bedrooms at night. Gussy's favorite thing to do by day is take "dust baths" in the driveway dirt.

Tonight I went up to give Mr. Sparticle a hug and a kiss goodnight (I'm a night owl and he's not) and, when I said "Goodnight!", Gus stuck his head out from his hiding place under a blanket on the chair.

Busted! haha

He looked like Roy Batty sticking his head through the wall in "Blade Runner". LOL
"Time....to get thrown out of the bedroom. *weary sigh*"

Audreyvgs 07-09-2004 02:34 AM

I found Pike the Cat, face down in a pile of my CLEAN LAUNDRY FOLDED NEATLY ON MY BED. Face down!!! MY BLACK COTTON SHORTS!!!! It never did wake up, til we shook the bed. Can a white cat with black tail and nose be deaf? I swear to god this thing never spooks till the dogs run over her.

rmr 07-09-2004 02:38 AM

it's sad because I laughed a lot today......i just can't remember why.

that's funny right?

topcat 07-09-2004 02:57 AM

i work in a train station. every other thursday a 92 year old doctor, who still is in practice comes in. he gets his ticket from me and then asks if he can do anything for me,he
then sits down. i usually leave my office and go sit with him for a few minutes. so i go sit with him and i say you can do something for me and i pat my stomach and say i do i lose this. he says loudly stop eating so fvcking much.

rmr 07-09-2004 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by topcat
i work in a train station. every other thursday a 92 year old doctor, who still is in practice comes in. he gets his ticket from me and then asks if he can do anything for me,he
then sits down. i usually leave my office and go sit with him for a few minutes. so i go sit with him and i say you can do something for me and i pat my stomach and say i do i lose this. he says loudly stop eating so fvcking much.

your post

AllegroNg 07-11-2004 01:26 AM

"oooooh! Little zhoozhoobooboocuteyfoofoo!!"


By the loverly WS

rmr 07-11-2004 01:30 AM

YOU MY BOY BLUE!!


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