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daverbee 10-21-2004 06:34 PM

"...and do I get a percentage for referrals?"

Smartypants 10-21-2004 06:38 PM

"With THAT little thing?"

daverbee 10-21-2004 06:42 PM

Smarty wins!

Saxifrage 10-22-2004 12:18 PM

....and the answer was "If you're going to do then I will too" that fixed him but good:D

Clytie 10-22-2004 12:27 PM

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:
1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while
to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air component.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the
bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be Male. But consider
this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Clytie 10-22-2004 01:01 PM

desperately looking for things to make me laugh...found this:

rednecks palm pilot

Smartypants 10-22-2004 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Clytie
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

Obviously this was written by someone who never met any cute boys in San Francisco. ;)

trisherina 10-26-2004 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coffee
*snif*

*sniff shiff*

*sees nothing here of "quality"*

*leaves thread*

Quote:

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
He has a coke problem. How 1980's.

masterofNone 10-26-2004 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
Dipshit.

Zaftig 10-26-2004 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by trisherina
I hope this will make you smile: you know what they say, just lie on your back and think of England.


melissa 10-27-2004 02:25 PM


rmr 10-27-2004 07:17 PM

Dearest ****,

I promise never to call you a skank in front of the partners again.

Fondly yours,

****

zero 10-27-2004 08:54 PM

everybody's called **** in your workplace?

:confused:

dinzdale 10-27-2004 09:09 PM

****s R Us

rmr 10-27-2004 09:10 PM

^^^

what he said and yes


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