I decided to go for a wander
Hoping my absence might make you fonder
Instead you forgot

I decided to go for a wander
Hoping my absence might make you fonder
Instead you forgot
my number, you snot

I decided to go for a wander
Hoping my absence might make you fonder
Instead you forgot
my number, you snot
And now it's your absence I ponder

I wish I had a big houses
Like Tammy on "Trading Spouses"
"I was so very excited to see
My host family were minority"

I wish I had a big houses
Like Tammy on "Trading Spouses"
"I was so very excited to see
My host family were minority
I've had to invest in new trousers"

The black fella made her cream her jeans

The black fella made her cream her jeans
and gave us concern for hygienes

The black fella made her cream her jeans
and gave us concern for hygienes
"Oh crap! My Levi's!!"

The black fella made her cream her jeans
and gave us concern for hygienes
"Oh crap! My Levi's!!"
I see his third eye!

The black fella made her cream her jeans
and gave us concern for hygienes
"Oh crap! My Levi's!!
I see his third eye!
It seems we'll soon mix his with my genes"

I wish I could wake up Australian
in a time zone where animals mammalian

I wish I could wake up Australian
in a time zone where animals mammalian
run wild as they should

I wish I could wake up Australian
in a time zone where animals mammalian
run wild as they should,
and where jills blow on wood
causing purring that sounds crocadilian

sleep's not an option for me
though once in a while I can pee
they bring me a cup
and I fill it up

sleep's not an option for me
though once in a while I can pee
they bring me a cup
and I fill it up
Big Gulp whilst on a urinating spree!