My garden gets plenty of sun

My garden gets plenty of sun
Butterflies abound on the run

My garden gets plenty of sun
Butterflies abound on the run
The dogs' pretty wings

My garden gets plenty of sun
Butterflies abound on the run
The dogs' pretty wings
Are the envy of kings
As is the barrel of leprechaun fun.

"Oh yeah? Well, the free ride ends here!"

"Oh yeah? Well, the free ride ends here!"
"So get your cheatin' ass out of here, m' dear!"

"Oh yeah? Well, the free ride ends here!"
"So get your cheatin' ass out of here, m' dear!"
So I left that abode
And my ass hit the road
But she'll welcome me back with a tear

It started, I think, when the cat

It started, I think, when the cat
Became aware that the place where she sat

It started, I think, when the cat
Became aware that the place where she sat
Was avoided by mice
So she moved once or twice

It started, I think, when the cat
Became aware that the place where she sat
Was avoided by mice
So she moved once or twice
And the exercise made her less fat.

She waddled along by the road

She waddled along by the road
She was cross-eyed and quite pigeon-toed

She waddled along by the road
She was cross-eyed and quite pigeon-toed
Her hair was a mess

She waddled along by the road
She was cross-eyed and quite pigeon-toed
Her hair was a mess
One shudders to guess