Go-it-Semi-Alone Limericks with Help from my Friends
 

Sometimes I want to do 2 lines.
Sometimes I want to do 3 lines.
Sometimes I want to snort the whole thing

Maybe this should be called Limericks for the Selfish Purist.

I'll start,
no, after you
no, I insist.

OK


I wonder why some would still post
on threads that they'd usually roast.
could they know who it is?
maybe that's how it tiz


now you go. copy/paste as usual

I wonder why some would still post
on threads that they'd usually roast.
could they know who it is?
maybe that's how it tiz
In the shadows you can be your own ghost

I think that this thread's got potential,
because sometimes some leeway's essential.

I think that this thread's got potential,
because sometimes some leeway's essential.
But there's always the risk of crap,
when Weissen starts his mayhep

I think that this thread's got potential,
because sometimes some leeway's essential.
But there's always the risk of crap,
when Weissen starts his mayhep
I find the above line evidential!

I feel bad I made fun of Weiz
there's such worse ones, with no ties
he contributes with glee
when he gets on a spree
He just might feel bad from all this Scheiss!

JINX!

I feel bad I made fun of Weiz
He might feel bad from all this Scheiss

Jinx means to post at the same time

Jinx means to post at the same time
but it can also start off a new rhyme

Jinx means to post at the same time
but it can also start off a new rhyme
it can also cause trouble
if you talk on the double

Jinx means to post at the same time
but it can also start off a new rhyme
it can also cause trouble
if you talk on the double
But noxxing! There's a real crime.

Yes, I did that I admit.
I was having some kind of a fit!
It was kindof like dyslexia
combined with appoplexia,

Yes, I did that I admit.
I was having some kind of a fit!
It was kindof like dyslexia
combined with appoplexia,
and caused my obnoxious noxxious snit

There once was a gal from Nantucket














tee hee :cool:

There once was a gal from Nantucket
Who could think of more rhymes than just "bucket."



tee hee back at ya! :cool:

There once was a gal from Nantucket
Who could think of more rhymes than just "bucket."
She could think on her feet
and thought it was sweet
to say "Nantucket, Nantucket, O Forget it."

I made me a real nice pot holder
and my oven mitt makes me feel bolder
to put my hands on the heat
and fetch out the meat
but now my balls feel a bit colder.

I think that I'll take me a sock
and trim it to use on my jock
no reason my willy
should remain chilly
if warm rags are in my cloth stock.

I do like starting these off
It gives me license to thicken the plot

I do like starting these off
It gives me license to thicken the plot
and bring the innuendo
to a rousing crescendo

I do like starting these off
It gives me license to thicken the plot
and bring the innuendo
to a rousing crescendo
Or just give it to them straight like Pol Pot

Pol Pots Pot Holder got Hot

Pol Pots Pot Holder got Hot
He stuck it where it should go...not!

Pol Pots Pot Holder got Hot
He stuck it where it should go...not!
And he can no longer moon
Because he stuck the spoon

Pol Pots Pot Holder got Hot
He stuck it where it should go...not!
And he can no longer moon
Because he stuck the spoon
in the biggest hole Pol Pot's got

I've heard it said you're republican

I've heard it said you're republican
I'd like to stuff you in a trash can
Cuz its election year
this country I hold dear
Don't make me kick you in the ass man.

I'm confused by the left and the right

I'm confused by the left and the right
as well by the day and the night.
Is up really down?
Is George smart or a clown?

I'm confused by the left and the right
as well by the day and the night.
Is up really down?
Is George smart or a clown?
Or just a whopping big piece of shite.

I decided to go for a wander
Hoping my absence might make you fonder

I decided to go for a wander
Hoping my absence might make you fonder
Instead you forgot

I decided to go for a wander
Hoping my absence might make you fonder
Instead you forgot
my number, you snot

I decided to go for a wander
Hoping my absence might make you fonder
Instead you forgot
my number, you snot
And now it's your absence I ponder

I wish I had a big houses
Like Tammy on "Trading Spouses"
"I was so very excited to see
My host family were minority"

I wish I had a big houses
Like Tammy on "Trading Spouses"
"I was so very excited to see
My host family were minority
I've had to invest in new trousers"

The black fella made her cream her jeans

The black fella made her cream her jeans
and gave us concern for hygienes

The black fella made her cream her jeans
and gave us concern for hygienes
"Oh crap! My Levi's!!"

The black fella made her cream her jeans
and gave us concern for hygienes
"Oh crap! My Levi's!!"
I see his third eye!

The black fella made her cream her jeans
and gave us concern for hygienes
"Oh crap! My Levi's!!
I see his third eye!
It seems we'll soon mix his with my genes"