communal limericks
 

Basic rules are like those for the communal haiku thread -- each person adds a line.

Let's keep 'em clean folks! But with lots of good word play, because we all know that good word play is excellent foreplay!

Here we go...


There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

4. But I had a date.

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

4. But I had a date.

5. She stood me up, thus made me see RED.

1. A daring web-master called Ze

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills
4. Gave our employers the chills

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills
4. Gave our employers the chills
5. and frightened the life out of me.

1. A willingly obstinate goose

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"
4. "Was it that cowardly owl?!?"

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"
4. "Was it that cowardly owl?!?"
5. Said the moose, "Kindly kiss my caboose."