You are now back, and a bit sad that i didn't say goodbye

you are now never saying goodbye

you are now hearing camper van beethoven in your head

you are now wondering why 'camper'

You are now assuming it's cuz Ludvig Van isn't as funny as Camper Van.

You are now admitting you didn't get it.

you are instructing marcus to google, wikipedia or otherwise search for "Camper Van Beethoven"

You are now too late.

you are now resisting the urge to scream

you are now hearing distant thunder

you are now resisting the urge to cream

You are now without urge, feeling suddenly sad, and urging yourself to have an urge. You are now brainstorming for a serviceable urge.

you are now serving with urgency

you are now serving an emergent urgency

you are now emerging