Old fellow, mad as a meat axe, at the home, fiddling around with various stuff in his room.

Snake: What you got there Sid?

Sid: Dementia

Can you hear me now?
 

:p

^^^ nope, can't hear you.. there's a tit in my ear :p :D

my semi date left me for a dancing midget. last night i was pissed off. today i can laugh

emo oranges

hahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

my manager leaning against my office wall.. then noticing his hand is exactly in the place of a half naked Hasselhoff pic..

the look on his face! :D

jesustitties' jude law post on the hot guy thread

Poor Phil Spector..and it isn't even officially Halloween.. He looks like someone's crazy grandmother to me. Dresses like one too. :eek:


Spector had a subdued hairdo and a subdued expression on his face when he arrived in court Thursday. He wore a tan three-piece suit and knee-length jacket, a silver dragonfly brooch on his lapel, and black boots with three-inch heels.

<3 JT

Flood of Biblical proportions
By NICK HENDERSON
09nov05

THE rain may not have lasted for 40 days and 40 nights but Joseph, Mary and the Baby Jesus probably would have liked the help of the Ark yesterday.

Floodwaters which inundated the River Torrens swept the Christmas trio from their stable, which is part of SA Brewing's Christmas display on the riverbank.

They were joined by an aquatic friend - whale Moby Dick made an uncertain start to his swim before mastering the art of riding the waves. He reached Underdale before beaching in the debris, leaving SA Brewing staff the difficult task of plucking him from the torrent.

Tom Keller, 22, of Ottoway, could not believe his eyes when he saw the giant whale floating down the river - with a pair of boxing kangaroos not far behind.

Mr Keller decided to rescue them from a watery grave.

"The whale is sort of in its place in the water, but the kangaroos look a bit weird. We were also thinking about getting wet towels to save the whale because we were worried about it being beached," he said. SA Brewing regional manager Mark Haysman said the company was still searching for Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. "There is grave concern for the safety of Joseph, Mary and Baby Jesus as water has swamped their stable," Mr Haysman said.

"I’m in this crossroads of losing the same thirty pounds I’m always either gaining or losing. It’s a weird bridge, this thirty pounds, between three sizes of pants and two cup sizes, the difference between a t-shirt that fits just so and a baggy loose neckline. The thirty pounds drunk dials me, wanting to get back together, whispering that no one has ever been as good in bed as I was. The thirty pounds can’t stop listening to Dashboard Confessional and it sends me flowers and like a chump, I fall for it every time, because the flowers are chocolate flowers, with peanut butter stems and the vase is made of fried chicken. Thirty pounds, it’s not you, it’s me."

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