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12"razormix 12-07-2007 02:07 PM

gaberlunzie, n.

a wedgie where the receiver's underwear is pulled up from the front and over his head.

Hyakujo's Fox 12-10-2007 07:45 AM

gaberlunzie (n) a coarse woollen women's undergarment commonly worn in the Scottish highlands up until the 1870s.

MacAlduie didn't even know himself how his whisky came by its distinctive flavour, until arising early one fateful morning, he found his grandmother washing out her gaberlunzie.

xfox 12-10-2007 12:23 PM

gaberlunzie happens when your debt to AT&T gets into their system and you can't pay it, because, they can only charge you, but can't admit they failed to provide the service they perport to be charging for. This usually happens before you permanently give up your land line, but worry that you can't convert your old, prepaid Tivo service to wireless.

Alice, try as she might, made her sixth phone call only to be gaberlunzied by AT&T, when the familiar recording began, "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again."

funkytuba 12-10-2007 02:21 PM

^^^--hfox made me laugh

Marcus Bales 12-13-2007 10:53 AM

gaberlunzie - from the Kwiakuitl, meaning "big man who doesn't give a very good feast"

"You call this a feast?" the guest chief rumbled "What kind of gaberlunzie have you turned out to be, Ralph?"

hypnoplasm 12-14-2007 04:51 AM

gaberlunzie - the subtle effect the phase of the moon has on animal respiration; quick and shallow breathing tendencies closer to the new moon, slow and deep closer to the full moon

Marcus Bales 12-17-2007 10:02 AM

gaberlunzie - A dictionary game judge who gabers as if judgment may come, but who lunzies about in footed jammies, making phone calls to Disney princesses.

daverbee 12-17-2007 10:46 AM

I've been on vacation. Pulled a muscle in my leg and haven't been doing much all week.
Short and sweet:

HFox:

gaberlunzie (n) a coarse woollen women's undergarment commonly worn in the Scottish highlands up until the 1870s.

MacAlduie didn't even know himself how his whisky came by its distinctive flavour, until arising early one fateful morning, he found his grandmother washing out her gaberlunzie.

Apologies for the delay, I will accept any punishment for being late except being forced to judge again.
Hit it, HFox.

Hyakujo's Fox 12-18-2007 12:33 AM

Thanks daverbee, I hope you're well soon, so you can get back to lying about on vacation. :)

now, yelve

Pixie Cherries 12-18-2007 06:47 AM

yelve (n) the sweat that makes your skin stick to non-porous surfaces.

"The classroom was quiet during the test until Julia moved and the yelve on her thighs squealed like wet sneakers against her varnished chair."

Marcus Bales 12-18-2007 09:44 AM

yelve - that rockabilly yelp that Elvis made so popular.

The third kid in the "Bye Bye Birdie" audition couldn't sing a lick, but his yelve was amazing.

Coffee 12-18-2007 02:18 PM

yelve; n

A cruel salve, chili pepper based, sometimes with added alcohol and itching powder.


When Sally found out that Harry was cheating on her, she replaced the personal lubricant in his travel toiletry bag with extra strength yelve.

seebe 12-18-2007 02:30 PM

Yelve- The female part of a zipper just under the pull tab, that the male part (pinis) is inserted into.

Mary called to John, Come do me honey before weíre late. Ok. Umm, I canít get the pinis in, said John. I think the yelve is rusty. Maybe the pinis is bent!! Mary smirked. No, I said itís not the pinis, itís the yelve. Well could be, said Mary, it hasnít been used in a year. Yeah,well maybe if you dressed up more often it would be used more often, duhh!! Oh really, well maybe if you coaxed it in and not tried to force it like you always doÖ.Mary looks over her shoulder, do you even have it in the right spot? What are you doing now?
Iím putting some oil on the pinis, that usually works. I thought you said it was the yelve that was rusty. It is the yelve thatísÖ oh justÖ never mind, and hold still! Itís in, exclaims John! Finally, says Mary,..now move it back and forth slooowlyyy, to work it. Oh Iím working it alright. Zip. Ok all done, let's go. Wow, once you got the pinis in, you really finished fast, almost too fast, Mary sighed. I kind of enjoyed you back there trying to get your bent pinis in my rusty yelve.

trisherina 12-19-2007 02:16 AM

Yelve: A rounded overhang of snow found only after periods of heavy cold-weather precipitation.

Brynn 12-19-2007 05:13 AM

Yelve - an ancient Mongolian hunting festival celebrating the arrival of the yaks' winter undercoat.


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