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lukkucairi 01-08-2008 12:42 PM

cafeteria salad-bar lackey
live-in house painter
potter
sign painter
bartender
sea-kayak tour guide
tarot reader
reporter
data entry hell
operations management
grant writer/501(c)(3) development assistance
corporate internal communications
finance

Frieda 01-08-2008 12:43 PM

pfft umm...

administrative assistant
folder folder, folder stapler and folder in envelopes putter, also sticker on folder envelope putter
promotion chick
telemarketing interviewer
customer service employee
service desk employee
help desk employee
incident controller
service liaison
escalation manager (can't translate this one properly)
change controller

lukkucairi 01-08-2008 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frieda (Post 373630)
folder folder, folder stapler and folder in envelopes putter, also sticker on folder envelope putter

didja get worker's compensation for all the papercuts? ;)

Frieda 01-08-2008 12:47 PM

no, no office hazard compensation! :mad:

Angry Kid Hoyt 01-08-2008 12:50 PM

Paper boy
Movie Usher
Fry Cook
Video Store Clerk
Costume Store Clerk
Copy shop clerk
Nude Model
Valet/Bellman
Manny (male nanny)
Chef's Apprentice
Waiter
Dishwasher
Draughtsman's' supply salesman
PD & PR for children’s' author
Coffee Roaster
Tea Broker
Computer services bureau manager
Online Broker
IT & AT training specialist

those are just off the top of my head-there are more...

Jack Flanders 01-08-2008 08:39 PM

babysitter
cashier
office filer/typist
camp counselor
hospital food line server
hospital cook (yuk!)
park dept. recreational employee (FUN!!!)
teaching assistant - landscape arch. dept.
campus mechanical eng. dept. draftsperson/designer
landscape architect intern
nursing home cook
nursing home nurse's aide (hard work)
landscape architect city park and rec. dept (absolute heaven :D !!!)
landscape architect - engineering/planning firm (absolute hell :mad: !!)
landscape contractor
master gardener

Jack Flanders 01-08-2008 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Flanders (Post 373713)
babysitter
cashier
office filer/typist
camp counselor
hospital food line server
hospital cook (yuk!)
park dept. recreational employee (FUN!!!)
teaching assistant - landscape arch. dept.
campus mechanical eng. dept. draftsperson/designer
landscape architect intern
nursing home cook
nursing home nurse's aide (hard work)
landscape architect city park and rec. dept (absolute heaven :D !!!)
landscape architect - engineering/planning firm (absolute hell :mad: !!)
landscape contractor
master gardener

parent - the most rewarding but sometimes most difficult of them all.

auntie aubrey 01-08-2008 11:42 PM

babysitter
busgirl
hand-tossed pizza chef
baker's assistant
college dorm night security guard
sex store customer service rep (dildo slinger)
children's museum aide
audio assistant
audio engineer
journalist/writer
marketing/writer/web designer
marketing/writer/web designer/e-commerce & e-content specialist
marketing/web designer/e-commerce & e-content user experience specialist
marketing/e-content & user experience specialist/channel manager/program manger

give me a couple years, there won't be enough pixels on the screen to accommodate my full job function.

hypnoplasm 01-09-2008 02:13 AM

^^ Did you put the sex store job on your resume for the children's museum?

I love seeing the progressions.

Paperboy
Retail clerk
Warehouse worker
Phone psychic
Office temp
Bike messenger
Waiter
Web designer
Programmer
Wine tasting room manager

brightpearl 01-09-2008 01:21 PM

question for Wednesday, January 9, 2008:

How would you define your relationship to clothing?

Stephi_B 01-09-2008 01:28 PM

Well, I wear them, wash them, let them dry, wear them, and so on...

For a woman, quite a loose relationship I guess: clothes should look halfways good on me, be affordable, easy to wash, should not necessarily have to be ironed and should not dare to hide much longer than 20 minutes from me when I search them in a store.

Coffee 01-09-2008 01:43 PM

They are so many times removed, I don't feel relationship to them any more.

lukkucairi 01-09-2008 02:33 PM

^*claps*

utilitarian, occasionally eccentric.

zero 01-09-2008 02:56 PM

crucial

auntie aubrey 01-09-2008 09:23 PM

it's a tense, accusatory relationship. like an unhappy married couple who have grown to hate each other over the years but are too accustomed to depending on that hatred to actually part ways.



Quote:

Originally Posted by hypnoplasm (Post 373732)
^^ Did you put the sex store job on your resume for the children's museum?

...well i may have skewed the description a bit...


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