There have been rumours that he's opened a tattoo studio in Croatia, tattooing elvish swearwords on chosen body parts.

http://www.tattoo-studio-gandalf.com...ndalf-Logo.gif

^Ysa speaks true and when he's not working he's cruising round the mystical Balkans with his bike,
looksee here:

good work

i'm afraid he's quite unavailable right now, he's dealing with an urgent message delivered by legolas earlier today.

AA cancelled his flight - he's stuck in Denver airport, obviously

Your mind itself is Gandalf. Do not look beyond it for him.

They are made up from taterinos which come in various flavours: mashed, salt&buttered, stewey, crispy, chipsy, pancakey, filled...

^nice try but we both know you lifted that sentence straight out of your thesis

^Sorry, it was too tempting to just c&p ;)


OK: Taters are a friendly tribe, living beyond 8 hills and 3½ rivers from where you stand at the moment, they tame and ride rubber ducks and speak a language consisting only of vowels and are thus not happy about the name they were given by the adventurer T. A. T. Ers who was almost run over by a rubber duck when he crossed the ½ river in 1713.

taters, precious, is the colloquial name for a rather delightful flavor of cajun spiced chips.

they're called

Oh, and I thought it referred to the Tator family, who, like the Medicis in Italy, have always had important behind-the-scenes political influence in the Americas. Dick has some interests in Venezuela, but - so I've heard - his power and vews are seeping into other countries as well.

zero, what's the question of the hour?

you know

i've tried to explain why i laughed so fwking hard and scared everybody at work today-- it happened reading this thread. i even showed both youtube clips.

seriously, nobody thinks it's funny. except you all here. tears of joy, people.

:o