i was waiting for the internet connection to come back on

I had an erection that lasted more than four hours.

i was scratching my eyeballs trying to get that image off my retina.

I paid my bills late, and incurred late fees, because i was waiting for the online bank bill pay site to load. :rolleyes:

I got caught up in a taped re-run of a match between of two Czechoslovakian tennis players I'd never hear of.

I was petting in a zoo

i was eating all the candy

I had glue all over my hands.

It was the flugelhorns

a raccoon stole my marshmellows (seriously)

I was waiting for Lukku to judge The Dictionary Game

a belching cabybara was staring at me

I was waiting for a UPS delivery.

I had a million deadlines :(

We were learnin' from each other's knowin'.