Late? For what?

I hope you people don't fee over-dressed.

I was over-dressed and didn't have the requisite over-dressing fee, and they wouldn't let me in the door.

I was helping someone put her clothes back on.

treekisser made me put my trousers on backwards and I couldn't bend my knees properly

Liar, liar, pants on fire! I was only trying to assist the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants and lukku would not stand still.

Late? For the sky??

JACKSON H. BROWNE, WHAT THE FVCK ARE U SMOKING?

Stopped obeying time, am all for space now, as in ★ ¿ why are you not here ? ★

I was busy clicking on zero and ended up having to fill out a million surveys in order to get my free xbox.

Do you mean to tell me that I left my best friend on his death bed, skipped breakfast and lunch, fled the scene of an auto accident, hijacked a taxicab, and drove nonstop in the pouring rain to your house so that you could sit there, look me straight in the eye, and ask me why I am five minutes late for dinner?

Because I wanted to record your reaction and put it on youtube.

because I'm Dentarthurdent.

Thus was it decreed in the Holy Book of Sangamangadandangadumgumgollygosh, and thus, I daresaith, it shall be. Ya nome sane?