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My hair is falling out. BIG TIME! If I have any left by this afternoon, I'll be amazed. I was looking in the mirror, casually gave my forelock a tug and it came OUT! So I had to demonstrate to T. Gave a tug, a LARGER HUNK came out. She went "Aw, Mommy". She's very sympathetic. Of course I had to show G, so without preamble I went up to him and said "Look!", tugged at another spot and a HUGE hank came out. He yelled "Holy shit! Don't DO that to me!" I thought he was gonna have a heart attack. It was kinda funny.
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g.w. bush trying to grasp the word sovereign.
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My 8 yr old said, "Mom can a person be related to an animal? Cause I can spread my toes really far apart."
14yr son, "Well sure, our dad's an ASS isn't he?" :D |
My Weenie's all twisted and bent
to whom in the fark was it lent? Well, the groceries got stuck In the door of my truck while reviewing the Penthouse you sent! by Aud, Coffee, and Rune |
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Teaching Sunday school to 4-6 year olds today (an act with which there is something so fundamentally wrong that it boggles the mind, truly), I was trying to explain how to do the craft I'd brought, a foamie badge you could put together with glue that said, "#1." A little boy I know fairly well, which doesn't mean he's any more tolerable than most of them, asked, "Why are we doing this badge?" The lesson in the curriculum was about forgiveness. I scrambled for something to make my poorly thought out choice (I'd thought mostly about how everyone in the class would be able to do it) meaningful. "MMmmmmrrrm well," I said, "When you are able to forgive, I imagine you'd be #1 in God's eye."
"And if I don't, what then? Am I #2?" Boys. |
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I totally needed that.
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found nemo!
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