^^^this made me hurt myself :D

"sloppy drunk" doesn't work either:

Miss Rat's hobbies listed on her Neopets lookup:

Art and Crafts, Comic Books, Engineering

I had my car smog tested yesterday at a service station in the Castro district (SF's main gay neighborhood) and I paid with my check card. Today my online banking shows the debit attributed to "SMOG QUEEN"

HAHAHA!

ok.... it's sad. but funny.

this video had me laughing to tears. LMAO

Posted in a chat room through an emotes list: "It's like dating a nymphomaniac who can suck the cvm out of your dick without even undoing your fly, and then being forced to go back to ye olde mastvrbation ritual of warm mayonnaise in a sock."

Angry Bed Postions, LOL
 

Found the name Suck Chin in a Baby Names book while trying to help my friend pick out a name for her baby.

Gisele Bundchen.

She is on Conan (repeat) and when she was 16 & first moved to NYC to model, the other (older, jealous) models decided to teach her some more English, as the only words she knew were, "Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Night, Hi, Hello, 12345."

They told her that to call someone an a$$h*le was a good thing, and she was so excited to have learned a new word, that she left for her modeling gig the next morning & said, "Hi, A$$h*le!" to the 70-year-old doorman. :(

But then she went to her modeling agency & said, "Good morning, a$$h*les!"

That's what cracked me up.

She apologized to the doorman on Conan, though.

ok if she had been japanese or something, but german does
contain the word 'arshloch' which has exactly the same meaning
and you have to be very stupid indeed not to know that as a
young german person.

she is saved by apologising to the doorman but not to her agency.
nice one!
:)

Hmmm. She has a German name, and lives in Brazil... I wonder what her granddaddy did during WWII... :eek:

really? with a name like that?

that expains a lot

:)