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Marcus Bales 03-12-2006 11:58 AM

Those dwarves had it good with Snow White

trisherina 03-12-2006 12:28 PM

Those dwarves had it good with Snow White
Whose bark was as sweet as her bite

Marcus Bales 03-12-2006 01:03 PM

Those dwarves had it good with Snow White
Whose bark was as sweet as her bite
She danced and she sang

ambo 03-12-2006 01:47 PM

Those dwarves had it good with Snow White
Whose bark was as sweet as her bite
She danced and she sang
As the dinner bell rang

Marcus Bales 03-13-2006 09:58 AM

Those dwarves had it good with Snow White
Whose bark was as sweet as her bite
She danced and she sang
As the dinner bell rang
And a whole other tune all the night.

Marcus Bales 03-13-2006 11:25 AM

That princess who slept on a pea

ambo 03-13-2006 02:02 PM

That princess who slept on a pea
Complained of a bite from a flea

Zatoichi 03-14-2006 12:23 PM

That princess who slept on a pea
Complained of a bite from a flea
But when she got licked
She favored the tick

Marcus Bales 03-18-2006 09:47 AM

That princess who slept on a pea
Complained of a bite from a flea
But when she got licked
She favored the tick
To scratching her itches with me.

Hyakujo's Fox 03-18-2006 10:13 AM

For six months I've been stuck on this isle

ambo 03-18-2006 01:29 PM

For six months I've been stuck on this isle
The rats I've been eating are vile

funkytuba 03-19-2006 03:31 AM

For six months I've been stuck on this isle
The rats I've been eating are vile
But when chopped and pureed

ambo 03-19-2006 01:42 PM

For six months I've been stuck on this isle
The rats I've been eating are vile
But when chopped and pureed
And with seaweed sauteed

Marcus Bales 03-19-2006 05:40 PM

For months I've been stuck on this isle
The rats I've been eating are vile
But when chopped and pureed
And with seaweed sauteed
They're vile with a Frenchified style.

Zatoichi 03-20-2006 03:07 PM

One truffle, one caper, fromage

Marcus Bales 03-21-2006 01:12 PM

One truffle, one caper, fromage,
A Reisling, a pear, a corsage

Zatoichi 03-21-2006 02:55 PM

One truffle, one caper, fromage,
A Reisling, a pear, a corsage
Courage to the sticking point?

Marcus Bales 03-21-2006 09:05 PM

One truffle, one caper, fromage,
A Reisling, a pear, a corsage
Courage to the sticking point?
Tongue to the licking joint!

trisherina 03-22-2006 01:42 AM

One truffle, one caper, fromage,
A Reisling, a pear, a corsage
Courage to the sticking point?
Tongue to the licking joint!
And if you should fail? Quel dommage!

funkytuba 03-22-2006 02:54 AM

That last one went over my head

EmotionalVelcro 03-22-2006 02:01 PM

That last one went over my head
Failed to follow wherever it led

Hyakujo's Fox 03-22-2006 06:36 PM

That last one went over my head
Failed to follow wherever it led
Allusions so oblique

Marcus Bales 03-22-2006 07:33 PM

That last one went over my head
Failed to follow wherever it led
Allusions so oblique
Are only faux chic

ambo 03-22-2006 10:21 PM

That last one went over my head
Failed to follow wherever it led
Allusions so oblique
Are only faux chic
I'd rather eat crackers in bed
okay, so sue me

Hyakujo's Fox 03-23-2006 12:30 AM

The problem bedeviling bed-snackers

ambo 03-23-2006 12:32 AM

The problem bedeviling bed-snackers
Is the crumbs left behind by the crackers

Hyakujo's Fox 03-23-2006 05:36 AM

The problem bedeviling bed-snackers
Is the crumbs left behind by the crackers
Which attract many mice

LeahDear 03-23-2006 07:26 AM

The problem bedeviling bed-snackers
Is the crumbs left behind by the crackers
Which attract many mice
and isn't so nice

LeahDear 03-23-2006 07:28 AM

The problem bedeviling bed-snackers
Is the crumbs left behind by the crackers
Which attract many mice
and isn't so nice
coz sometimes they nibble your knackers

funkytuba 03-24-2006 03:08 AM

She left me embroiled in a scandal

ambo 03-24-2006 03:59 AM

She left me embroiled in a scandal
When she accused me of being a vandal

EmotionalVelcro 03-24-2006 11:21 AM

She left me embroiled in a scandal
When she accused me of being a vandal
My "tags" I confess

LeahDear 03-24-2006 11:26 AM

She left me embroiled in a scandal
When she accused me of being a vandal
My "tags" I confess
Were a terrible mess

EmotionalVelcro 03-24-2006 03:01 PM

She left me embroiled in a scandal
When she accused me of being a vandal
My "tags" I confess
Were a terrible mess
It was more than the public could handle

funkytuba 03-25-2006 03:24 AM

It's a sad scene we find ourselves in

LeahDear 03-25-2006 09:47 AM

It's a sad scene we find ourselves in
Getting caught rooting through the bin

ambo 03-25-2006 12:43 PM

It's a sad scene we find ourselves in
Getting caught rooting through the bin
But one person's trash

EmotionalVelcro 03-25-2006 02:36 PM

It's a sad scene we find ourselves in
Getting caught rooting through the bin
But one person's trash
Is another one's cash

ambo 03-25-2006 03:07 PM

It's a sad scene we find ourselves in
Getting caught rooting through the bin
But one person's trash
Is another one's cash
And me and my stuff love eBayin'

funkytuba 03-26-2006 03:49 AM

The left one hangs down a bit more


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