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Marcus Bales 09-12-2005 10:57 AM

I once took a stroll around Asia
with the Grand Duchess Anastasia
When we got to Beijing
She started to sing.
Thank god I was deaf from displasia.

Marcus Bales 09-12-2005 10:58 AM

The knights of the round table rode

Aphrodite 09-12-2005 11:00 AM

The knights of the round table rode
To the door of the peasant's abode.

Smartypants 09-12-2005 04:08 PM

The knights of the round table rode
To the door of the peasant's abode.
But rather than knocking

Coffee 09-12-2005 04:21 PM

The knights of the round table rode
To the door of the peasant's abode.
But rather than knocking
They did something shocking

Marcus Bales 09-12-2005 07:59 PM

The knights of the round table rode
To the door of the peasant's abode.
But rather than knocking
They did something shocking
And outside the chivalric code.

jasmina 09-12-2005 08:08 PM

My neighbour stole my TV,
But on her head let it be,

Marcus Bales 09-13-2005 12:02 AM

My neighbour stole my TV,
But on her head let it be,
Let the big channel knob
Fill her gossipy gob

dddrum 09-17-2005 07:33 PM

My neighbour stole my TV,
But on her head let it be,
Let the big channel knob
Fill her gossipy gob
And her brain drain on Fox 23.

Marcus Bales 09-25-2005 09:46 AM

The birds are attacking the cats

trisherina 09-26-2005 09:27 PM

The birds are attacking the cats
And skinning their fur for warm hats

Marcus Bales 09-26-2005 11:25 PM

The birds are attacking the cats
And skinning their fur for warm hats;
The cats, in their turn,

trisherina 09-27-2005 02:09 AM

The birds are attacking the cats
And skinning their fur for warm hats;
The cats, in their turn,
Are starting to learn

Marcus Bales 09-27-2005 11:10 AM

The birds are attacking the cats
And skinning their fur for warm hats;
The cats, in their turn,
Are starting to learn
That a hot dog goes great with Labatt's.

Hyakujo's Fox 09-27-2005 12:10 PM

They say if you do it too much


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