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trisherina 09-27-2005 01:29 PM

They say if you do it too much
There's desensitization to touch

dddrum 09-27-2005 11:06 PM

They say if you do it too much
There's desensitization to touch
You'll flog and you'll flail
But, alas, you will fail

Marcus Bales 09-27-2005 11:48 PM

They say if you do it too much
There's desensitization to touch
You'll flog and you'll flail
But, alas, you will fail
To arrive -- once you've burned out your clutch.

dddrum 09-28-2005 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales
They say if you do it too much
There's desensitization to touch
You'll flog and you'll flail
But, alas, you will fail
To arrive -- once you've burned out your clutch.

(Ouch. Put some salve on that.)


Perhaps there's an unguent or lotion

Marcus Bales 09-30-2005 11:52 AM

Perhaps there's an unguent or lotion
From shellfish caught deep in the ocean

Hyakujo's Fox 10-01-2005 09:12 AM

Perhaps there's an unguent or lotion
From shellfish caught deep in the ocean
that'll restore the hair
'pon a scalp that is bare

Marcus Bales 10-01-2005 12:07 PM

Perhaps there's an unguent or lotion
From shellfish caught deep in the ocean
that'll restore the hair
on a scalp that is bare --
And perhaps there's a price for that potion.

Marcus Bales 10-01-2005 12:13 PM

A bald man has sex-drive to spare

Coffee 10-01-2005 04:16 PM

A bald man has sex-drive to spare
but women just don't seem to care.

Marcus Bales 10-01-2005 04:59 PM

A bald man has sex-drive to spare
but women just don't seem to care.
they'd much rather do
the hirsute chap who
wastes hormones by growing his hair.

Hyakujo's Fox 10-02-2005 05:42 AM

There once was a fellow called Robin

Marcus Bales 10-02-2005 12:20 PM

There once was a fellow called Robin
Who was known for his bob bob bob bobbin'

trisherina 10-02-2005 02:11 PM

There once was a fellow called Robin
Who was known for his bob bob bob bobbin'
And when Bob would object

Marcus Bales 10-02-2005 11:19 PM

There once was a fellow called Robin
Who was known for his bob bob bob bobbin'
And when Bob would object
Then Robin sang Brecht
Or Sondheim, and left poor Bob sobbin'.

Marcus Bales 10-03-2005 12:27 PM

She watched him watch her watching him


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