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dddrum 10-11-2005 12:51 PM

She watched him watch her watching him
As he watched her with countenance grim

Marcus Bales 10-14-2005 08:07 AM

She watched him watch her watching him
As he watched her with countenance grim
It's Hollywood poppycock,
Bollywood copypock,
Open a book, or work out at the gym!

dddrum 10-14-2005 03:55 PM

Although the whole while I was grinning
That last one just left my head spinning

Marcus Bales 10-15-2005 03:48 PM

Although the whole while I was grinning
That last one just left my head spinning
At first it seems nice
But when it's read twice
It's a clear invitation to sinning.

Marcus Bales 10-15-2005 03:49 PM

If all this is just the beginning

glasshouse 10-16-2005 05:34 AM

If all this is just the beginning
I shouldn't have thoughts about winning

Hyakujo's Fox 10-19-2005 10:32 PM

If all this is just the beginning
I shouldn't have thoughts about winning
the national lottery

12"razormix 10-20-2005 07:52 AM

If all this is just the beginning
I shouldn't have thoughts about winning
the national lottery
beats regional pottery

glasshouse 10-21-2005 06:48 AM

If all this is just the beginning
I shouldn't have thoughts about winning
the national lottery
beats regional pottery
Bucks before clay that sits spinning

Marcus Bales 10-21-2005 08:44 AM

I'm thinking of starting a blog
About my two cats and a dog

glasshouse 10-21-2005 05:51 PM

I'm thinking of starting a blog
About my two cats and a dog
Would the pet store get jealous?
The owner's so zealous!

Marcus Bales 10-21-2005 08:31 PM

I'm thinking of starting a blog
About my two cats and a dog
Would the pet store get jealous?
The owner's so zealous!
And, frankly, he looks like a frog.

Marcus Bales 10-21-2005 09:01 PM

He's pop-eyed and bloated and croaks

Hyakujo's Fox 10-21-2005 09:26 PM

He's pop-eyed and bloated and croaks
He'll only laugh at his own jokes
His diet's just awful
Eating flies by the mawful
But you should see his tongue when it pokes

Marcus Bales 10-21-2005 09:51 PM

His girlfriends and wives are all smiles


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