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daverbee 02-16-2004 08:25 AM

Oh how you drive me insane
I'd say fvck but 'twould be profane
My lvck has rvn ovt now

Aphrodite 02-16-2004 08:27 AM

Oh how you drive me insane
I'd say fvck but 'twould be profane
My luck has run out now
I'm saddled with Mad Cow

daverbee 02-16-2004 12:50 PM

Oh how yov drive me insane
I'd say fvck but 'twovld be profane
My lvck has rvn ovt now
I'm saddled with Mad Cow
When "U's" don't work, that's so inane.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-16-2004 09:57 PM

There's a little cafe I know

ambo 02-17-2004 12:55 AM

There's a little cafe I know
Run by a bloke name of Joe

Klynne 02-17-2004 01:55 AM

There's a little cafe I know
Run by a bloke name of Joe
He makes my toes tingel

RevEf 02-17-2004 07:53 AM

There's a little cafe I know
Run by a bloke name of Joe
He makes my toes tingel
my pocket change jingle

Hyakujo's Fox 02-17-2004 08:32 AM

There's a little cafe I know
Run by a bloke name of Joe
He makes my toes tingel
my pocket change jingle
when he hands me my cappuccin-o

RevEf 02-17-2004 08:37 AM

Biollante's destroying the city!

Hyakujo's Fox 02-17-2004 08:51 AM

Biollante's destroying the city!
but I confess, she is kinda pretty

daverbee 02-17-2004 10:34 AM

Biollante's destroying the city!
but I confess, she is kinda pretty
If we feed her some rose food

RevEf 02-17-2004 04:03 PM

Biollante's destroying the city!
but I confess, she is kinda pretty
If we feed her some rose food
it might improve her mood

daverbee 02-17-2004 06:46 PM

Biollante's destroying the city!
but I confess, she is kinda pretty
If we feed her some rose food
it might improve her mood
And that is the end of my ditty!

Klynne 02-18-2004 01:12 AM

There must be stranger things

funkytuba 02-18-2004 03:58 AM

There must be stranger things
than cats whose legs are springs

Hyakujo's Fox 02-18-2004 05:24 AM

There must be stranger things
than cats whose legs are springs
for rocket-speed pouncing

rapscalious rob 02-18-2004 06:07 AM

There must be stranger things
than cats whose legs are springs
for rocket-speed pouncing
on mice that are bouncing

daverbee 02-18-2004 11:02 AM

There must be stranger things
than cats whose legs are springs
for rocket-speed pouncing
on mice that are bouncing
you'd think that those felines had wings!

chuckie egg 02-18-2004 11:12 AM

Daverbee loves to write with me

daverbee 02-18-2004 03:49 PM

Daverbee loves to write with me
Chuckie egg every morning dave do see

chuckie egg 02-18-2004 04:06 PM

Daverbee loves to write with me
Chuckie egg every morning dave do see
Instant replies

Coffee 02-18-2004 06:23 PM

Daverbee loves to write with me
Chuckie egg every morning dave do see
Instant replies
forgotten good byes

daverbee 02-18-2004 06:36 PM

Daverbee loves to write with me
Chuckie egg every morning dave do see
Instant replies
forgotten good byes
Hey, look! It's our good friend called Coffee!

Hyakujo's Fox 02-18-2004 08:25 PM

They were called the three musketeers

funkytuba 02-18-2004 09:29 PM

They were called the three musketeers
their swordsmanship only drew jeers

Klynne 02-19-2004 12:46 AM

They were called the three musketeers
their swordsmanship only drew jeers
So, they seached for their fourth

masterofNone 02-19-2004 01:06 AM

They were called the three musketeers
their swordsmanship only drew jeers
So, they seached for their fourth
west and east, south and north

Smartypants 02-19-2004 03:41 AM

They were called the three musketeers
their swordsmanship only drew jeers
So, they searched for their fourth
west and east, south and north
With this sign: "Do you know swords from spears?"

daverbee 02-19-2004 10:46 AM

A blues guitar player from Texas

chuckie egg 02-19-2004 10:58 AM

A blues guitar player from Texas
Surprisingly driving a Lexus

daverbee 02-19-2004 11:01 AM

A blues guitar player from Texas
Surprisingly driving a Lexus
Took a left turn in Beaumont

daverbee 02-19-2004 01:15 PM

A blues guitar player from Texas
Surprisingly driving a Lexus
Took a left turn in Beaumont
In search of a new font
To attract the opposite sexus.

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)

Coffee 02-19-2004 09:18 PM

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)
(Parenthetically, I'm not an elf)

AllegroNg 02-19-2004 11:16 PM

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)
(Parenthetically, I'm not an elf)
(My ears are quite large)

Klynne 02-20-2004 12:52 AM

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)
(Parenthetically, I'm not an elf)
(My ears are quite large)
(My name is not Marge)

Hyakujo's Fox 02-20-2004 04:30 AM

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)
(Parenthetically, I'm not an elf)
(My ears are quite large)
(My name is not Marge)
(My joy is to write poems by stealth)

daverbee 02-20-2004 03:21 PM

My Coca-Cola has gone flat

Klynne 02-20-2004 08:43 PM

My Coca-Cola has gone flat
damn how I hate that

Hyakujo's Fox 02-20-2004 08:46 PM

My Coca-Cola has gone flat
damn how I hate that
the lack of good bubbles

Klynne 02-20-2004 09:22 PM

My Coca-Cola has gone flat
damn how I hate that
the lack of good bubbles
is a sign of big troubles


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