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RuneT 03-02-2004 11:17 AM

So you think you can tell

chuckie egg 03-02-2004 11:27 AM

So you think you can tell
what I've consumed from my smell

born_effigy 03-02-2004 12:31 PM

So you think you can tell
what I've consumed from my smell
is it cabbage, eggs or cheese?

daverbee 03-02-2004 12:34 PM

So you think you can tell
what I've consumed from my smell
is that cabbage, sprouts or cheese?
I've forgotten, could you tell me please?

RuneT 03-02-2004 12:34 PM

So you think you can tell
what I've consumed from my smell
is it cabbage, eggs or cheese?
tandori, italian or chinese?

Hyakujo's Fox 03-03-2004 04:36 AM

So you think you can tell
what I've consumed from my smell
is that cabbage, sprouts or cheese?
I've forgotten, could you tell me please?
Cos it's giving me digestive hell.

So you think you can tell
what I've consumed from my smell
is it cabbage, eggs or cheese?
tandori, italian or chinese?
or french cuisine, maybe nouvelle?

daverbee 03-03-2004 12:54 PM

An apple a day is quite painful

Smartypants 03-03-2004 01:26 PM

An apple a day is quite painful
But I'm trying to make Doc disdainful

daverbee 03-03-2004 03:24 PM

An apple a day is quite painful
But I'm trying to make Doc disdainful
He says if I stick it

Hyakujo's Fox 03-03-2004 08:47 PM

An apple a day is quite painful
But I'm trying to make Doc disdainful
He says if I stick it
Somewhere in my thicket

Coffee 03-03-2004 10:00 PM

An apple a day is quite painful
But I'm trying to make Doc disdainful
He says if I stick it
Somewhere in my thicket
as a stage act it could be quite gainful

Klynne 03-03-2004 10:17 PM

However you slice it or dice it

Smartypants 03-03-2004 11:01 PM

However you slice it or dice it
The world sure seems doomed from where I sit

rapscalious rob 03-03-2004 11:31 PM

However you slice it or dice it
The world sure seems doomed from where I sit
but if you’d drop that hatchet,

catbelly 03-04-2004 12:15 AM

However you slice it or dice it
The world sure seems doomed from where I sit
but if you’d drop that hatchet,
And read Terry Pratchett,

Klynne 03-04-2004 12:19 AM

However you slice it or dice it
The world sure seems doomed from where I sit
but if you’d drop that hatchet,
And read Terry Pratchett,
You would realize I'm so full of shvt

rapscalious rob 03-04-2004 01:02 AM

There once was a big cat, whose belly

Klynne 03-04-2004 01:09 AM

There once was a big cat, whose belly
Dragged the floor, and he was quite smelly

rapscalious rob 03-04-2004 01:15 AM

There once was a big cat, whose belly
Dragged the floor, and he was quite smelly
He ate so much tuna,

Klynne 03-04-2004 01:23 AM

There once was a big cat, whose belly
Dragged the floor, and he was quite smelly
He ate so much tuna,
And loved Meshka Tuba

ambo 03-04-2004 01:57 AM

There once was a big cat, whose belly
Dragged the floor, and he was quite smelly
He ate so much tuna,
And loved Meshka Tuba
But his favorite was salmon in jelly

chuckie egg 03-04-2004 10:54 AM

They're going away without me

daverbee 03-04-2004 02:04 PM

They're going away without me
I'm alone...in the house...I feel so free!

dinzdale 03-04-2004 08:43 PM

They're going away without me
I'm alone...in the house...I feel so free!
Now, off with these pants..

Hyakujo's Fox 03-04-2004 09:17 PM

They're going away without me
I'm alone...in the house...I feel so free!
Now, off with these pants..
so I may more freely prance

rapscalious rob 03-04-2004 10:19 PM

They're going away without me
I'm alone...in the house...I feel so free!
Now, off with these pants..
so I may more freely prance
with the window open, all can see!

Smartypants 03-04-2004 10:55 PM

Aphrodite's a girl who loves ketchup

rapscalious rob 03-04-2004 11:18 PM

Aphrodite's a girl who loves ketchup
and Zeus likes hotdogs; what a metchup!

Aphrodite 03-05-2004 12:54 AM

Aphrodite's a girl who loves ketchup
and Zeus likes hotdogs; what a metchup!
It's got to be Heinz

Klynne 03-05-2004 01:50 AM

Aphrodite's a girl who loves ketchup
and Zeus likes hotdogs; what a metchup!
It's got to be Heinz
Even in hard times

Smartypants 03-05-2004 01:56 AM

Aphrodite's a girl who loves ketchup
and Zeus likes hotdogs; what a metchup!
It's got to be Heinz
Even in hard times
But in Chicago, 'phro's meal they'd all retch up.

Aphrodite 03-05-2004 02:16 AM

Smartypants relishes mustard

Smartypants 03-05-2004 02:25 AM

Smartypants relishes mustard
But no ketchup, not ever, you bustard!

Aphrodite 03-05-2004 02:27 AM

Smartypants relishes mustard
But no ketchup, not ever, you bustard!
His tummy is weak

Hyakujo's Fox 03-05-2004 04:44 AM

Smartypants relishes mustard
But no ketchup, not ever, you bustard!
His tummy is weak
He eats like a freak

priceyfatprude 03-05-2004 05:00 AM

Smartypants relishes mustard
But no ketchup, not ever, you bustard!
His tummy is weak
He eats like a freak
NO, FREAKY IS ONE WHO HATES MUSTARD

Hyakujo's Fox 03-05-2004 05:03 AM

The Mustardists took on the Ketchupites

priceyfatprude 03-05-2004 05:08 AM

and ooh baby it was quite a fight

Smartypants 03-05-2004 05:08 AM

The Mustardists took on the Ketchupites
Just like Montagues sniping at Capulites

daverbee 03-05-2004 10:23 AM

The Mustardists took on the Ketchupites
Just like Montagues sniping at Capulites
The hot dogs in the middle


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