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Aphrodite 03-05-2004 12:11 PM

The Mustardists took on the Ketchupites
and ooh baby it was quite a fight
The yellow flowed red

The Mustardists took on the Ketchupites
Just like Montagues sniping at Capulites
The hot dogs in the middle
good thing it can't piddle

daverbee 03-05-2004 03:15 PM

The Mustardists took on the Ketchupites
and ooh baby it was quite a fight
The yellow flowed red
The Heinz fell down dead
The mayonaissists stood by like troglodytes.


The Mustardists took on the Ketchupites
Just like Montagues sniping at Capulites
The hot dogs in the middle
good thing it can't piddle
'cause the smell would make it so tough ta fight.

sisy 03-05-2004 07:05 PM

Said Martha to Ashcroft in bed

Smartypants 03-05-2004 07:19 PM

Said Martha to Ashcroft in bed
I wish I and pray you could be dead

Coffee 03-05-2004 07:48 PM

Said Martha to Ashcroft in bed
I wish I and pray you could be dead
my cell will be lonely

Smartypants 03-05-2004 09:18 PM

Said Martha to Ashcroft in bed
I wish I and pray you could be dead
my cell will be lonely
cast the first gall stone-y


Sorry, I even made MYSELF groan with that! :(

Coffee 03-05-2004 10:16 PM

Said Martha to Ashcroft in bed
I wish I and pray you could be dead
my cell will be lonely
cuz I am so homely (permit a change then groaner???)
Wish I was home crafting instead

Smartypants 03-05-2004 10:20 PM

No problem. Thanks for the save, but I only object to you not bringing Ashcroft back into the verse.

How about this?

Said Martha to Ashcroft in bed
I wish I and pray you could be dead
my cell will be lonely
cuz I am so homely
But you're a much bigger shithead.

Coffee 03-05-2004 10:21 PM

yaaaaa!!!! clap clap

Hyakujo's Fox 03-06-2004 04:32 AM

I think you'll agree I'm a goose

Smartypants 03-06-2004 04:39 AM

I think you'll agree I'm a goose
I'm Canadian, silly, and loose

Hyakujo's Fox 03-06-2004 04:55 AM

I think you'll agree I'm a goose
I'm Canadian, silly, and loose
I like to move in formation

Audreyvgs 03-07-2004 01:43 AM

I think you'll agree I'm a goose
I'm Canadian, silly, and loose
I like to move in formation
a "V" syncopation

Coffee 03-07-2004 09:24 PM

I think you'll agree I'm a goose
I'm Canadian, silly, and loose
I like to move in formation
a "V" syncopation
better odds to crap on moose.

Smartypants 03-07-2004 09:41 PM

Do ze's rhymsters smoke weed, or drink vodka??

daverbee 03-08-2004 11:03 AM

Do ze's rhymsters smoke weed, or drink vodka??
Is some of 'em so crazy they don't need eitha?

RuneT 03-08-2004 12:55 PM

Do ze's rhymsters smoke weed, or drink vodka??
Is some of 'em so crazy they don't need eitha?
If they are anything like me

daverbee 03-08-2004 01:21 PM

Do ze's rhymsters smoke weed, or drink vodka??
Is some of 'em so crazy they don't need eitha?
If they are anything like me
they partakes in all three

Klynne 03-08-2004 11:24 PM

Do ze's rhymsters smoke weed, or drink vodka??
Is some of 'em so crazy they don't need eitha?
If they are anything like me
they partakes in all three
And wind up in rooms with men "saying call me papa"

(weak I know)

Smartypants 03-09-2004 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Klynne
...

And wind up in rooms with men "saying call me papa"

(weak I know)

Well gee, Klynne, I don't know. Sounds pretty familiar to me. (Not *my* experience, mind you, but I've heard stories from friends. ;)

Hyakujo's Fox 03-09-2004 03:33 AM

My motto is "Don't ask, and Don't tell"

daverbee 03-09-2004 11:02 AM

My motto is "Don't ask, and Don't tell"
If you're happy in your life that's swell!

Deviate 03-09-2004 08:04 PM

My motto is "Don't ask, and Don't tell"
If you're happy in your life that's swell!
But don't bother me
If a homo you be
I laugh when you're burning in Hell.

(sorry, had to finish that one up.)

rapscalious rob 03-10-2004 04:57 AM

Of the many mistakes I have made,

Smartypants 03-10-2004 05:16 AM

Of the many mistakes I have made,
(Like that briss where I joked 'bout lampshades)

rapscalious rob 03-10-2004 05:34 AM

Of the many mistakes I have made,
(Like that briss where I joked 'bout lampshades)
the most stupid one yet

Smartypants 03-10-2004 05:37 AM

Of the many mistakes I have made,
(Like that briss where I joked 'bout lampshades)
the most stupid one yet
was that gaff at the vet

rapscalious rob 03-10-2004 05:52 AM

Of the many mistakes I have made,
(Like that briss where I joked 'bout lampshades)
the most stupid one yet
was that gaff at the vet
when I asked her if I she had been spayed.

Smartypants 03-10-2004 05:54 AM

ROFL!!

rapscalious rob 03-10-2004 06:01 AM

:p

Smartypants 03-10-2004 06:03 AM

I *kick* myself when I do that! It is *SOOO* embarrassing!

rapscalious rob 03-10-2004 06:18 AM

:)

Rolling on the floor and laughing
Is quite dangerous if you’re giraffing

Hyakujo's Fox 03-10-2004 09:57 AM

Rolling on the floor and laughing
Is quite dangerous if you’re giraffing
With that prodigious neck

daverbee 03-10-2004 01:37 PM

Rolling on the floor and laughing
Is quite dangerous if you’re giraffing
With that prodigious neck
having fits on the deck

Hyakujo's Fox 03-13-2004 10:20 AM

Rolling on the floor and laughing
Is quite dangerous if you’re giraffing
With that prodigious neck
having fits on the deck
it will prove a rather difficult scarfing

:rolleyes:

Audreyvgs 03-13-2004 05:53 PM

I got lemons so I made lemonade

Smartypants 03-13-2004 06:24 PM

I got lemons so I made lemonade
It's advice that I got in third grade

Audreyvgs 03-14-2004 12:23 AM

I got lemons so I made lemonade
It's advice that I got in third grade
the thought makes me pucker

daverbee 03-15-2004 01:22 PM

I got lemons so I made lemonade
It's advice that I got in third grade
the thought makes me pucker
like an old wizened hog sucker

Audreyvgs 03-16-2004 05:02 PM

I got lemons so I made lemonade
It's advice that I got in third grade
the thought makes me pucker
like an old wizened hog sucker
my optimism as least got me laid


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