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dinzdale 10-05-2004 12:58 PM

The bruise on the bridge of her nose
was the result of her trying to pose
on her hands and her knees

Audreyvgs 10-05-2004 01:54 PM

The bruise on the bridge of her nose
was the result of her trying to pose
on her hands and her knees
just trying to please

dinzdale 10-06-2004 01:17 PM

The bruise on the bridge of her nose
was the result of her trying to pose
on her hands and her knees
just trying to please
and holding a dick with her toes.

Klynne 10-06-2004 10:36 PM

While holding a dick with her toes

Audreyvgs 10-10-2004 02:10 PM

While holding a dick with her toes
twas off-balanced when suddenly it rose

joppa.gal 10-11-2004 02:14 PM

While holding a dick with her toes
twas off-balanced when suddenly it rose
She screamed when she saw

funkytuba 10-11-2004 02:28 PM

While holding a dick with her toes
twas off-balanced when suddenly it rose
She screamed when she saw
it approaching her jaw

dinzdale 10-11-2004 02:54 PM

While holding a dick with her toes
twas off-balanced when suddenly it rose
She screamed when she saw
it approaching her jaw
Dodged, missed and it rammed up her nose

Spicy Jack 10-11-2004 03:48 PM

In her nose, the dick did get stuck

lapietra 10-11-2004 04:30 PM

In her nose, the dick did get stuck
And on her brain began to suck

Gatsby 10-17-2004 07:18 AM

In her nose, the dick did get stuck
And on her brain began to suck
As thoughts she lost

Audreyvgs 10-18-2004 11:13 AM

In her nose, the dick did get stuck
And on her brain began to suck
As thoughts she lost
at no real cost

zenbabe 10-18-2004 02:47 PM

In her nose, the dick did get stuck
And on her brain began to suck
As thoughts she lost
at no real cost
she thought 'wow', what a mind fvck!


:eek:

zenbabe 10-19-2004 06:25 PM

The lady that's out in her car

joppa.gal 10-20-2004 01:44 PM

The lady that's out in her car
Is acting peculiar... bizarre!

dinzdale 10-21-2004 06:59 PM

The lady that's out in her car
Is acting peculiar... bizarre!
She freaky and wild

Gatsby 10-21-2004 09:26 PM

The lady that's out in her car
Is acting peculiar... bizarre!
She freaky and wild
Like Dubya's child

Audreyvgs 10-22-2004 02:59 AM

The lady that's out in her car
Is acting peculiar... bizarre!
She freaky and wild
Like Dubya's child
when she's out at a bar!

Aphrodite 10-24-2004 01:24 PM

The waitress says its Last Call

Hyakujo's Fox 10-26-2004 12:35 AM

The waitress says its Last Call
I've not been drinking at all

Coffee 10-26-2004 12:55 AM

The waitress says its Last Call
I've not been drinking at all
to make up for lost time

Gatsby 10-26-2004 01:55 AM

The waitress says its Last Call
I've not been drinking at all
to make up for lost time
salt tequila and lime

Audreyvgs 10-26-2004 06:16 PM

The waitress says its Last Call
I've not been drinking at all
to make up for lost time
salt tequila and lime
and 10 bucks to get her to stall

Gatsby 10-26-2004 07:49 PM

tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR

zenbabe 10-26-2004 07:52 PM

tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR
I cAn tEll tHere will bE a DIsasteR

Gatsby 10-26-2004 07:53 PM

tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR
I cAn tEll tHere will bE a DIsasteR
i JusT feLL oFf my ChaIR

zenbabe 10-26-2004 07:59 PM

tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR
I cAn tEll tHere will bE a DIsasteR
i JusT feLL oFf my ChaIR
aNd raN oUt oF AiR

Aphrodite 10-26-2004 08:31 PM

tHe rooM is SpINNing round FAsteR
I cAn tEll tHere will bE a DIsasteR
i JusT feLL oFf my ChaIR
aNd raN oUt oF AiR
So oF My doMain, I'm Not maSter

Hyakujo's Fox 10-26-2004 11:27 PM

The reason I have had my success

Zaftig 10-27-2004 08:00 AM

The reason I have had my success
is because of my bogus big breasts

AllegroNg 10-27-2004 02:40 PM

The reason I have had my success
is because of my bogus big breasts
If you give me a pin

Zaftig 10-27-2004 05:57 PM

The reason I have had my success
is because of my bogus big breasts
If you give me a pin
I'll pop in a whim

daverbee 11-01-2004 01:10 PM

The reason I have had my success
is because of my bogus big breasts
If you give me a pin
I'll pop in a whim
and make a big mess on my best vest.

sparticle 11-01-2004 02:33 PM

I wonder why cookies are round

trisherina 11-01-2004 02:44 PM

I wonder why cookies are round
I thought as I ate one and frowned

Aphrodite 11-01-2004 03:05 PM

I wonder why cookies are round
I thought as I ate one and frowned
So they'll float in the glass?

daverbee 11-01-2004 03:31 PM

I wonder why cookies are round
I thought as I ate one and frowned
So they'll float in the glass?
Making an easier repast?

Hyakujo's Fox 11-03-2004 02:49 AM

I wonder why cookies are round
I thought as I ate one and frowned
So they'll float in the glass?
Making an easier repast?
O Cookie you're a snack most profound

sparticle 11-05-2004 04:26 AM

"That bugger made off with my purse!"

zenbabe 11-05-2004 04:56 AM

"That bugger made off with my purse!"
"I am in need of a MAD NURSE!"


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