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Frieda 01-16-2005 11:25 AM

this thing from rims' bathroom thread
Quote:

Originally Posted by rmr

and now a toilet story for all of you -- when i was a younger lady my friend and i went to my boyfriends apartment -- he was sleeping and i was determined to get in so of course there was some sort of climbing a fence thing (keep in mind i of course was 100% sober ) anyway we climbed a fence and ended up in a neighbors yard -- when out of the corner of my eye i spot a toilet -- without a word spoken my friend and went running over to and off with this toilet -- i was still living at home and had my dads pick-up truck so of course we put the toilet in the back like it was some sort of prize or something and took off for home -- i park the truck totally forgetting that we had a toilet in the bed of the truck. the next morning i wake up to "RMR WHAT IN GODS NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU" my friend and i both look at each other like what are they talking about when it hits us both like a lightening bolt -- we both blurted out THE TOILET -- we couldn't stop laughing and my mom got soooooooo pissed that we thought it was funny she kept saying crap like YOUR FATHER IS TOO OLD TO BE CARTING TOILETS AROUND -- anyway she ended up laughing and now we tell the story at family gatherings --

the end


Large Marge 01-16-2005 08:09 PM



Serious flooding

priceyfatprude 01-17-2005 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frieda
this thing from rims' bathroom thread

Ditto. :)

trisherina 01-17-2005 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox
he was the best damn smoking and vomiting robot we ever had

*wipes tear from eye*

Every time I think about this I get the giggles.

Large Marge 01-17-2005 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trisherina
Every time I think about this I get the giggles.

ditto. :)

Large Marge 01-17-2005 07:53 PM



Nice font choice.

Smartypants 01-17-2005 08:47 PM

Guinness Ad

Budweiser Commercial

LOL!!!

Big Gulp

Smartypants 01-17-2005 09:04 PM

One more, and then I'm done:


Smartypants 01-18-2005 12:07 AM

So flag size doesn't matter?
 
Only someone with a really small flag would say something like that!

Click here, and then choose the video called "Stars & Strife."

This is REALLY funny... as long as you don't have kids in the Florida school system.

zenbabe 01-18-2005 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Large Marge



My stepmother thought this was a real picture of the tsunami.

:rolleyes:


my aunt sent me the same thing!

Large Marge 01-18-2005 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zenbabe
my aunt sent me the same thing!


I think we should send them both to a class or something.

"How Not to be Perceived as an Idiot when Sending E-mail, 101"

zenbabe 01-18-2005 02:51 AM

I can't remember if that is the day after tomorrow, escape from L.A. or Deep Impact.

lapietra 01-20-2005 07:46 AM

Frieda : it's pitch black. you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Frieda : >north

Frieda : you are in a dark corridor. you see a faint light at the northern end of the corridor.

Frieda: >look at light

Frieda: the light is very faint.

you are in a dark corridor. you see a faint light at the northern end of the corridor.

zero: get hammer

Frieda: you are standing in a corridor. you see a light at the northern end of the corridor. a wooden warhammer is hanging on the wall.

you get the hammer and put it in your backpack.

zero: take backpack

go north

get hammer

hit light

Frieda: it's pitch black. you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

zero: :eek:
go south!

Frieda: it's pitch black. you are likely to be eaten by a grue.
you hear a growling noise in the distance.

zero: :eek: :confused:

get sword

hit grue

Frieda: it's pitch black. you are likely to be eaten by a grue.



(hint: type I)

zero: :mad:I I I


:confused: I I I

:eek:

I....

Frieda: >I
You are carrying:
a wooden warhammer
a torch
a box of matches
a note

zero : GET MATCHES LIGHT TORCH READ NOTE
FVCK HAMMER!

Frieda: :eek:

Frieda: you **** the hammer and fall into an undeep pit. a grue appears, wearing black stockings and a leather bra.

Smartypants 01-20-2005 09:32 AM

http://www.confirmationvixens.com/buttmunch

priceyfatprude 01-20-2005 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red
That's bigger than the turkey we had at Thanksgiving.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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