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Frieda 04-22-2004 07:58 PM


Originally posted by AllegroNg

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you''ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts"

:D ok this is really funny :D

Spicy Jack 04-22-2004 08:06 PM

What kind of socks does a pirate wear?


Frieda 04-22-2004 08:30 PM


Originally posted by Spicy Jack
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?


i don't get it

Spicy Jack 04-22-2004 08:57 PM

argyle socks? plaid patterend socks. ...ARG!, like a pirate...


Oh well.

Frieda 04-22-2004 09:22 PM

ah, must be the language barrier then.. haha.. sorry!

rapscalious rob 04-22-2004 10:06 PM

I didnít get it either. Maybe I should be taking ESL classes.

I liked that first pirate joke. I have committed it to memory.

Audreyvgs 04-22-2004 10:12 PM

I know! I told it tonight, and everybody laughed, and I ws surprised! Its better when you tell it!

Spicy Jack 04-23-2004 01:32 PM

ARGYLE!!! Get it...Argyle!


Audreyvgs 04-23-2004 01:47 PM

as in AAARGHHHH you scurvy dog!!!

Spicy Jack 04-23-2004 01:53 PM

I made me laugh today. The coffee affected me pretty hard and I was dancing in my office, alone, and I got a kick out of it.

Avalon 04-23-2004 01:56 PM

can this be true??? hahahaha This is what I got when I googled scurvy dogs

the logo says: Pirates are the new monkeys.

Spicy Jack 04-23-2004 02:47 PM

I'm not giving up.

nycwriters 04-23-2004 03:52 PM

Emma cracks me up when she sits on my chair like this:

Avalon 04-27-2004 11:59 AM

Okay. 4 girls, ages 7,6,4 and 2.
The 6 year old comes home from school with a book she wrote about her family. One page states:

My sister is dumb.
the 4 year old is nice.
the 2 year old is my favorite.

The 7 year old walks over, and very seriously asks: So who is the dumb sister??!!??
:D I didn't have the heart to tell her..but you bet that the 6 year old did lol.

Spicy Jack 04-27-2004 01:32 PM

Auds post in the UN-PC Easter thread! Good Lord! I was rolling!

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