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moel 09-10-2003 10:04 PM

The idea of eternal return

zenbabe 09-10-2003 10:48 PM

The idea of eternal return
Makes me glad that at least I won't burn

ambo 09-10-2003 10:50 PM

The idea of eternal return
Makes me glad that at least I won't burn
So I think I'll be bad

moel 09-10-2003 10:51 PM

The idea of eternal return
Makes me glad that at least I won't burn
So I think I'll be bad
And drive you all mad

ambo 09-10-2003 10:55 PM

The idea of eternal return
Makes me glad that at least I won't burn
So I think I'll be bad
And drive you all mad
Then come back as a cute boston fern

zenbabe 09-11-2003 01:38 AM

I wish the world would just say

Audreyvgs 09-11-2003 10:50 AM

I wish the world would just say
G Bush, would you please go away!

ambo 09-11-2003 12:13 PM

I wish the world would just say
G Bush, would you please go away!
You're a thief and a liar

Audreyvgs 09-11-2003 12:56 PM

I wish the world would just say
G Bush, would you please go away!
You're a thief and a liar
and your oil is on fire

ambo 09-11-2003 02:01 PM

I wish the world would just say
G Bush, would you please go away!
You're a thief and a liar
and your oil is on fire
So go back to your sandbox to play

funkytuba 09-12-2003 01:46 AM

The Tooneyville choo choo is loud

Audreyvgs 09-14-2003 11:18 AM

The Tooneyville choo choo is loud
it chugs down the rails in a cloud

flabbygums 09-14-2003 05:52 PM

The Tooneyville choo choo is loud
it chugs down the rails in a cloud
with bugs, tweety, sylvester and daffy

Audreyvgs 09-14-2003 07:47 PM

The Tooneyville choo choo is loud
it chugs down the rails in a cloud
with bugs, tweety, sylvester and daffy
Elmer, Pluto, Bluto and Raffi

zenbabe 09-14-2003 08:51 PM

The Tooneyville choo choo is loud
it chugs down the rails in a cloud
with bugs, tweety, sylvester and daffy
Elmer, Pluto, Bluto and Raffi
after some drinks, that's one hell of a crowd!

flabbygums 09-14-2003 09:33 PM

My brother wants me to vote for the Terminator

Audreyvgs 09-15-2003 02:19 AM

My brother wants me to vote for the Terminator
who thinks he's the G Davis exterminator

flabbygums 09-15-2003 02:37 AM

My brother wants me to vote for the Terminator
who thinks he's the G Davis exterminator
He can't pronounce California

Audreyvgs 09-15-2003 08:02 AM

My brother wants me to vote for the Terminator
who thinks he's the G Davis exterminator
He can't pronounce California
his rhetoric will bore 'ya

ambo 09-15-2003 12:33 PM

My brother wants me to vote for the Terminator
who thinks he's the G Davis exterminator
He can't pronounce California
his rhetoric will bore 'ya
And you know he'll be back sooner or later

zefrank 09-15-2003 07:06 PM

my kitty can't seem to speak

funkytuba 09-15-2003 07:17 PM

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak

AddyCat 09-15-2003 07:20 PM

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak
her tail's in the air

amanda 09-15-2003 07:21 PM

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak
her tail's in the air
she flicks it with flair

zefrank 09-15-2003 07:23 PM

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak
her tail's in the air
she flicks it with flair
and thinks "I haven't been fed for a week"

funkytuba 09-15-2003 07:25 PM

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon

AddyCat 09-15-2003 08:13 PM

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)

ambo 09-15-2003 10:19 PM

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)
I'll chew off my nails

Audreyvgs 09-16-2003 10:56 AM

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)
I'll chew off my nails
but if all else fails

ambo 09-16-2003 12:08 PM

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)
I'll chew off my nails
but if all else fails
I'll play on my knees with a spoon

rapscalious rob 09-16-2003 05:25 PM

My favorite softdrink is Verners

slurpeedemon 09-16-2003 05:28 PM

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners

dinzdale 09-16-2003 06:23 PM

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners
But my kidneys are blue

funkytuba 09-16-2003 06:29 PM

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners
But my kidneys are blue
as I go to the loo

ambo 09-17-2003 01:05 PM

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners
But my kidneys are blue
as I go to the loo
And my farts are always head-turners

slurpeedemon 09-17-2003 03:55 PM

Life's short. Eat lots of cheese

funkytuba 09-17-2003 07:36 PM

Life's short. Eat lots of cheese
And drink all that you please

Hyakujo's Fox 09-17-2003 08:10 PM

Life's short. Eat lots of cheese
And drink all that you please
But steer clear of tuna

Audreyvgs 09-17-2003 08:22 PM

Life's short. Eat lots of cheese
And drink all that you please
But steer clear of tuna
that you eat with a spoona

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Foxy, the word tuna was hard!!! My apologies :(

dinzdale 09-18-2003 12:44 PM

Life's short. Eat lots of cheese
And drink all that you please
But steer clear of tuna
that you eat with a spoona
and roadkill covered in fleas.


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