There is nothing better than penicillin
said the doctor, to the Civil War villian.
So I will take nothing,

There is nothing better than penicillin
said the doctor, to the Civil War villian.
So I will take nothing,
I like gangrene stuffing






Welcome drshok!:)

There is nothing better than penicillin
said the doctor, to the Civil War villian.
So I will take nothing,
I like gangrene stuffing
And a spanking on the side if you are willin

It's pointless, you can't get there from here

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer
He then took his hose

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer
He then took his hose
After he picked his nose

It's pointless, you can't get there from here
Said the gas station attendent with a sneer
He then took his hose
After he picked his nose
and filled my tank with high octane beer.

Never put high octane beer in car's tank

Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank

]Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank
These things I share with you

Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank
These things I share with you
Because they're so true

Never put high octane beer in car's tank
Or eat the yellow part of a snowbank
These things I share with you
Because they're so true
And this sir, you can take to the bank

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack
I drink and end up on me back

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack
I drink and end up on me back
Why do I behave this way?

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack
I drink and end up on me back
Why do I behave this way?
I'm no good the next day

Rot gut whiskey and hardtack
I drink and end up on me back
Why do I behave this way?
I'm no good the next day
an' it make my rhymes not got syntak.




(3,3,2,2,3 = the melodic magic of syntak) ;)

The number of times that I've tried

The number of times that I've tried
to order eggs scrambled, not fried

The number of times that I've tried
to order eggs scrambled, not fried
But short order memories

The number of times that I've tried
to order eggs scrambled, not fried
But short order memories
Are terrible rememdies

The number of times that I've tried
to order eggs scrambled, not fried
But short order memories
Are terrible rememdies
So bad that I curled up and died

Must you always jest

Must you always jest
yest

Must you always jest
About the zits upon my chest

Must you always jest
About the zits upon my chest
they´re NOT dots for joinin'

Must you always jest
About the zits upon my chest
they´re NOT dots for joinin'
and dont flick and expect boingin'

Must you always jest
About the zits upon my chest
they´re NOT dots for joinin'
and dont flick and expect boingin'
listen hard, cause there'll be a test.

Why do I get so excited

Why do I get so excited
When your sweet knees are sighted

Why do I get so excited
When your sweet knees are sighted
they're bumpy and knobby

Why do I get so excited
When your sweet knees are sighted
they're bumpy and knobby
red, white and blubby

Why do I get so excited
When your sweet knees are sighted
they're bumpy and knobby
red, white and blubby
You are my true love, unrequited

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job
I hope i don't have to sob

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job
I hope i don't have to sob
It requires wearing a g-string

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job
I hope i don't have to sob
It requires wearing a g-string
and a red fluffy butt-thing

I'm waiting to hear 'bout a job
I hope i don't have to sob
It requires wearing a g-string
and a red fluffy butt-thing
Y' think I'll be workin for the mob?

I want some thing so good to eat