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Audreyvgs 11-21-2003 01:42 AM

Have you ever had such a day
that everything got in your way

carolyn81 11-21-2003 03:14 AM

Have you ever had such a day
that everything got in your way
The crowd on the street

Audreyvgs 11-21-2003 10:16 AM

Have you ever had such a day
that everything got in your way
The crowd on the street
makes you trip over your feet

Klynne 11-21-2003 08:46 PM

Have you ever had such a day
that everything got in your way
The crowd on the street
makes you trip over your feet
And yell get the hell out of my way

carolyn81 11-22-2003 12:08 AM

You took the words out of my mouth

zenbabe 11-22-2003 12:25 AM

You took the words out of my mouth
You packed them up and headed south

Audreyvgs 11-22-2003 02:30 AM

You took the words out of my mouth
You packed them up and headed south
the words liked it there

zenbabe 11-22-2003 03:40 AM

You took the words out of my mouth
You packed them up and headed south
the words liked it there
now voodoo I do swear

Coffee 11-23-2003 03:18 PM

You took the words out of my mouth
You packed them up and headed south
the words liked it there
now voodoo I do swear
will make you feel just like a louse.

Klynne 11-23-2003 03:23 PM

My mother always use to say

Coffee 11-23-2003 03:25 PM

My mother always use to say
get out of the house and go play

Klynne 11-23-2003 03:35 PM

My mother always use to say
get out of the house and go play
But don't talk to strangers

Coffee 11-23-2003 11:16 PM

My mother always use to say
get out of the house and go play
But don't talk to strangers
avoid all the dangers

Audreyvgs 11-24-2003 12:40 AM

My mother always use to say
get out of the house and go play
But don't talk to strangers
avoid all the dangers
and be back by the end of the day

Goot 11-24-2003 01:39 AM

Tomorrow comes never for me

Hyakujo's Fox 11-24-2003 08:47 AM

Tomorrow comes never for me
Yesterday scared it and made it flee

Audreyvgs 11-24-2003 02:44 PM

Tomorrow comes never for me
Yesterday scared it and made it flee
I've covered my clocks

dinzdale 11-24-2003 03:31 PM

Tomorrow comes never for me
Yesterday scared it and made it flee
I've covered my clocks
with bright coloured socks

jenschka 11-24-2003 04:14 PM

Tomorrow comes never for me
Yesterday scared it and made it flee
I've covered my clocks
with bright coloured socks
Now time is impossible to see

dinzdale 11-24-2003 06:50 PM

A man went to church with his dog

jenschka 11-24-2003 06:58 PM

A man went to church with his dog
The priest said they're both in a fog

Klynne 11-24-2003 08:09 PM

A man went to church with his dog
The priest said they're both in a fog
Well, what does he know?

jenschka 11-24-2003 08:48 PM

A man went to church with his dog
The priest said they're both in a fog
Well, what does he know?
You reap what you sow

Klynne 11-24-2003 09:26 PM

A man went to church with his dog
The priest said they're both in a fog
Well, what does he know?
You reap what you sow
as he quoted the fake blog

jenschka 11-24-2003 09:36 PM

My sister is all in a frenzy

Coffee 11-24-2003 11:43 PM

My sister is all in a frenzy
she got high by sniffing some benzine





*wtf ryhmes with frenzy??*:)

jenschka 11-24-2003 11:52 PM

My sister is all in a frenzy
she got high by sniffing some benzine
she griped at the maid

Goot 11-25-2003 12:11 AM

My sister is all in a frenzy
she got high by sniffing some benzine
she griped at the maid
stole the gard'ners spade

Coffee 11-25-2003 12:30 AM

My sister is all in a frenzy
she got high by sniffing some benzine
she griped at the maid
stole the gard'ners spade
using judo she learned from her Sensei

nycwriters 11-25-2003 12:31 AM

I can't wait till the end of the month!

Coffee 11-25-2003 12:34 AM

I can't wait till the end of the month!
Till then I feel such a dunce.

Goot 11-25-2003 12:37 AM

I can't wait till the end of the month!
Till then I feel such a dunce.
The moments tick by

Coffee 11-25-2003 12:39 AM

I can't wait till the end of the month!
Till then I feel such a dunce.
The moments tick by
and the seconds they fly

jenschka 11-25-2003 12:51 AM

I can't wait till the end of the month!
Till then I feel such a dunce.
The moments tick by
and the seconds they fly
but the days feel like more than a ton!

carolyn81 11-25-2003 01:06 AM

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo

Goot 11-25-2003 01:08 AM

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo
I'm stuck with plumbing innuendo

Hyakujo's Fox 11-25-2003 07:14 AM

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo
I'm stuck with plumbing innuendo
since I got my joystick sticky

jenschka 11-25-2003 04:55 PM

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo
I'm stuck with plumbing innuendo
since I got my joystick sticky
and the plunger gave me a hicky

Klynne 11-25-2003 08:02 PM

I shouldn't have played my Nintendo
I'm stuck with plumbing innuendo
since I got my joystick sticky
and the plunger gave me a hicky
Oh what is a girl to do

Goot 11-25-2003 10:06 PM

Mick Jagger is smiling at me


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