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Klynne 01-22-2004 12:00 AM

"I'm certain she's orally fixated"
Her lips are surgically inflated.
Mayhaps its just botox

AllegroNg 01-22-2004 09:41 AM

"I'm certain she's orally fixated"
Her lips are surgically inflated.
Mayhaps its just botox
Or she was bitten by Xerox

MaMiQtee5584 01-22-2004 03:23 PM

"I'm certain she's orally fixated"
Her lips are surgically inflated.
Mayhaps its just botox
Or she was bitten by Xerox
Jealous ladies at lunch all debated.

MaMiQtee5584 01-22-2004 03:30 PM

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?

ambo 01-22-2004 07:30 PM

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?
2. I need to smear some on my belly

Hyakujo's Fox 01-22-2004 07:43 PM

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?
2. I need to smear some on my belly
3. To cut down on the friction

AllegroNg 01-22-2004 09:06 PM

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?
2. I need to smear some on my belly
3. To cut down on the friction
4. Of my butt grape addiction

Klynne 01-22-2004 11:00 PM

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?
2. I need to smear some on my belly
3. To cut down on the friction
4. Of my butt grape addiction
5. With hopes it makes me less smelly

zenbabe 01-23-2004 01:02 AM

So what's it about Britney Spears

MaMiQtee5584 01-23-2004 01:47 AM

So what's it about Britney Spears
Taking marriage by minutes, not years

zenbabe 01-23-2004 02:00 AM

So what's it about Britney Spears
Taking marriage by minutes, not years
Hailing from the land of Beale

Klynne 01-24-2004 12:55 AM

So what's it about Britney Spears
Taking marriage by minutes, not years
Hailing from the land of Beale
It all seems so sureal

funkytuba 01-24-2004 03:24 AM

So what's it about Britney Spears
Taking marriage by minutes, not years
Hailing from the land of Beale
It all seems so sureal
Why, the next thing you know she'll mate queers

Hyakujo's Fox 01-24-2004 09:01 AM

I dreamt I was sent back to school

MaMiQtee5584 01-25-2004 11:51 AM

I dreamt I was sent back to school
Full of elementary ABC rules

AllegroNg 01-25-2004 12:13 PM

I dreamt I was sent back to school
Full of elementary ABC rules
Running down the hall, naked

masterofNone 01-25-2004 12:33 PM

I dreamt I was sent back to school
Full of elementary ABC rules
Running down the hall, naked
my gym teacher yelled "hey kid!"

Tall Thin Duke 01-25-2004 02:23 PM

I dreamt I was sent back to school
Full of elementary ABC rules
Running down the hall, naked
my gym teacher yelled "hey kid!"
"In school you hold pencils not tools!"

Hyakujo's Fox 01-26-2004 08:11 PM

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking

Klynne 01-26-2004 09:35 PM

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking
Makes me want to give someone a whacking

MaMiQtee5584 01-27-2004 01:24 AM

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking
Makes me want to give someone a whacking
From Daffy Duck's spittle,

Hyakujo's Fox 01-27-2004 04:38 AM

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking
Makes me want to give someone a whacking
From Daffy Duck's spittle,
To Daisy's duckbutt swivel

funkytuba 01-27-2004 03:48 PM

Ducks! I can't stand their quacking
Makes me want to give someone a whacking
From Daffy Duck's spittle,
To Daisy's duckbutt swivel
and don't get me started on Darkwing!

ambo 01-27-2004 04:15 PM

So silly to wish for the moon

MaMiQtee5584 01-27-2004 04:34 PM

So silly to wish for the moon
When at dawn, it leaves us too soon

Klynne 01-27-2004 08:58 PM

So silly to wish for the moon
When at dawn, it leaves us too soon
Call me a romantic

Aphrodite 01-27-2004 11:24 PM

So silly to wish for the moon
When at dawn, it leaves us too soon
Call me a romantic
I'm gentle, I'm frantic

Hyakujo's Fox 01-28-2004 03:58 AM

So silly to wish for the moon
When at dawn, it leaves us too soon
Call me a romantic
I'm gentle, I'm frantic
Let's stay here in bed until noon

ambo 01-29-2004 02:45 AM

And here I was thinking of cheese

funkytuba 01-29-2004 03:48 AM

And here I was thinking of cheese
but not of the kind that you squeeze

chuckie egg 01-29-2004 10:19 AM

And here I was thinking of cheese
but not of the kind that you squeeze
the real stuff with blue bits

Hyakujo's Fox 01-29-2004 10:59 PM

And here I was thinking of cheese
but not of the kind that you squeeze
the real stuff with blue bits
and a stink that just never quits

Klynne 01-29-2004 11:00 PM

And here I was thinking of cheese
but not of the kind that you squeeze
the real stuff with blue bits
Not the kind that gives you the shvts

zenbabe 01-29-2004 11:09 PM

And here I was thinking of cheese
but not of the kind that you squeeze
the real stuff with blue bits
Not the kind that gives you the shvts
And you can eat as much as you please!


:D

rapscalious rob 01-30-2004 01:58 AM

How nice it is to meet zefrank

Haute 01-30-2004 02:58 AM

How nice it is to meet zefrank
without all those silly school pranks

Hyakujo's Fox 01-30-2004 04:22 AM

How nice it is to meet zefrank
without all those silly school pranks
that he once liked to play

Coffee 01-30-2004 06:38 AM

How nice it is to meet zefrank
without all those silly school pranks
that he once liked to play
back in his younger days

rapscalious rob 01-31-2004 04:09 AM

How nice it is to meet zefrank
without all those silly school pranks
that he once liked to play
back in his younger days
for the wedgie, I owe him no thanks

rapscalious rob 01-31-2004 04:13 AM

Slurpeedemon is Lala


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