they forgot both the stealth toe biting and the ankle surprise

and Turbo likes to parade over the end of my pillow, right above my head, so that the first thing i see when i wake up is the cat's pooper

^^^ one of my old kitties used to gently touch my eyelashes to get me going in the early morning. it was ok during the week because I had to get up by 5 am for my looong commute to work but on the weekends arggg!!!

nsfw
...kinda

^ :D made my morning

i had a good laugh at the names of the everclear mixed drinks listed in wikipedia.

angry lumberjack is my favorite.

conference call with america and india and the netherlands

i just love how the americans pronounce the dutch name Kok, it's funny how it sounds so horribly rude and very kind at the same time :D

I'd like to propose this:

http://bp0.blogger.com/_DiZVSLjMG-g/.../PicardWtf.jpg

as an alternative to Shut Up Man.

^ my side hurts now, it's frikkin hilarious.

And something to sing you all to sleep by:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM

^^^ great :D

Gotta show our Quebecian whose first name somehow got changed into Jean-Luc (cos it's shorter and sounds better than his original name)... and who has such a cute way to pronounce English (as well as German) cusswords - I wanna hear him say just the above - to generate laughs in the office :) ;)

ah, memories of the crappy dramatized videos I was forced to watch in French class....

So, this bird walks into a store. ........



Watch!He s-l-o-w-l-y enters the store......and then he runnnnnnns........OUT!


A seagull has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking (so a camera was installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast, for other birds!


The seagull's shoplifting started early this month, when he first swooped into the store , and helped himself to a bag of chips.

Since then, he's become a "regular". He always takes the same type of chips.

Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips,... because they think it's so funny!

I loved the "be more constructive with your criticism" bit. :D