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The original 1992 broadcast of David Sedaris' The Santaland Diaries.

It's so, so, so funny.
Aaahhh.
David Sedaris makes life worth living.

^ thanks for that link BP. I was just telling a friend of mine about him. Asking her if she read S's story about his younger brother, the only sibling that was allowed to cuss. I haven't looked at the link yet but bet it includes Macy's.

Steve Irwin and Jay Leno's "Ross the Intern"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Or-m8VbGzA

(for Mad)

I never watched much Irwin, but I really like how congenial he is in this.

^when I saw that clip a few years ago, it changed my opinion of Steve Irwin. He's so kind and sweet in it. I thought he was just a big wanker before that.

And it is freaking hilarious. :D

me: I really do prefer animal babies to human

me: although human babies are growing on me

him: hmmm

him: maybe you could use some kind of baby remover cream to help with that

an email from a security officer of the office building that i used to work in who tried to use some fancy official words. i'm still in their mailing list apparently.

translated from dutch:

Quote:

Dear inhabitants,

Our organization has been provided by the police in Amsterdam with the following:

The police have found, that there has been increasing activity of intimidation and/or sexual activity around our office building, mostly in the bushes at the end of the A9 tunnel to Ikea.

We understand, that said tunnel is quite often being used to go to Ikea. We strongly advise you to avoid said bushes and, if necessary, take proper precautions.

If you feel threatened or think the situation is unsafe, our security department can walk you to your car.

Kind regards,

Security

i don't know exactly why this makes me laugh.. might be the silliness of whatever's going on in those goddamn bushes.. or the silliness of the way the email is written.. or what those precautions would be.. armed and dangerous on the way to ikea-- beware, robbers and rapists in the bushes! :rolleyes: :D

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Originally Posted by Marcus Bales (Post 372134)

awesome on so many levels

Today's post over at The Sneeze. :D

Specifically the last second of the sounds clip.

this made me laugh & snort coffee all over my keyboard:

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Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 372363)

Chuck Norris wove this after pulling out his enemies' leg hairs one at a time.

:D :D

^sorry/good
:D

oooh, I've just noticed that it's a wonderful likeness of TIP done in chuck norris' enemies' leg hairs.

please do not insult my plumage...pretty soon you are going to be saying it's woven out of nose hairs :mad:

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Originally Posted by zero (Post 372329)

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for lukie o'cairo:

"i've never seen so much sand"

^ this made me cough up a wheezy laugh :D

i dunno if it is a reference to lukki's voyage to the middle of the desert for the burning man festival...if it's not, it should be !

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Originally Posted by T.I.P. (Post 372389)

please do not insult my plumage...pretty soon you are going to be saying it's woven out of nose hairs :mad:

I would never say such a thing!!

You strike me as much more of a pubes kind of guy.

Just kidding, darling...your plumage is lovely and your beak has just the right amount of crooked.

^ will you PLEASE stop doing that while i'm trying to drink something :D