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rmr	01-15-2005 02:25 AM

i gave you good rep spartie -- i told you i wanted to take a bath at your house -- well on second thought that may have been taken the wrong way -- in that case i meant it in the nicest possible way

priceyfatprude

01-15-2005 02:48 AM

My friend's cell phone.

She has Patrick from Spongebob para-sailing as the image for when I call.

Along with my own ringtone, which is The Verve's Bittersweet Symphony.

Just picture Patrick sailing through the air to that tune.

That is all.

Large Marge

01-15-2005 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madasacutsnake

Mr A sitting by the front door with his dink out just as visitors arrived.

Snake: "Put your penis away, Mr A"

Mr A (LOUDLY): "It's not a penis, it's a c*ck!"

I'm sorry, but I have to ask:

Where was a man sitting in front of a door with his penis out?

:confused:

Smartypants

01-15-2005 04:04 AM

It DOES sorta beg the question, huh? "Inquiring Minds..." and all that...

Large Marge

01-15-2005 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smartypants

It DOES sorta beg the question, huh? "Inquiring Minds..." and all that...

Yes, I picture her dropping her child off at daycare in the morning, the two of them walking hand in hand to the door - where they both have to step over the wanker (the man, not the penis).

trisherina

01-15-2005 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sparticle

Along with some negative rep I received for posting in the "i'm really upset" thread:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sheesh! Somebody's infuriated by my bathtub!

It was the way it combed its hair.

tsunamimom

01-15-2005 08:26 PM

FRom JT's Peckerhead thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusTitties

id like to shove duck eggs up her ass

ROFLPMP! OMG my sides - ow....!

Love
Jo

Large Marge

01-15-2005 08:34 PM

My stepmother thought this was a real picture of the tsunami.

:rolleyes:

tsunamimom

01-15-2005 11:22 PM

zenbabe

01-15-2005 11:34 PM

We were at this resturant for lunch and the next table over there was a mom with her friend and her little boy. He ordered a hot dog with mustard and katsup on it and when the waitress set it in front of him, he picked the whole thing up and smooshed it on the side of his face and said "Hello?" Like he was talking on a cell phone...hahahhaha, I was rolling....

madasacutsnake

01-15-2005 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Large Marge

I'm sorry, but I have to ask:

Where was a man sitting in front of a door with his penis out?

:confused:

I work in a nursing home. This is mild, if not normal behaviour.

Large Marge

01-15-2005 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madasacutsnake

I work in a nursing home. This is mild, if not normal behaviour.

Snake, where is the thread with the Ute's? I posted a bunch of questions for you in there, but now I can't find it ...