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treekisser 05-05-2009 10:42 AM

my assumpsit got stuck in reverse

Frieda 05-07-2009 02:47 PM

real excuse from a girl in my hockey team years ago:

i had to poop but i'm having my period, and the only tampon i had was already in use, so i had to poop very carefully not to lose the tampon, and now i'm late for hockey training

lukkucairi 05-07-2009 05:04 PM

^ wow

I'm late because I can't be arsed, frankly.

treekisser 05-12-2009 05:06 PM

I'm late because I have been waiting for the judging of The Dictionary Game.

brightpearl 05-12-2009 05:32 PM

I got hung up trying to tell the difference between dog food and pate.

treekisser 05-19-2009 12:12 PM

I made the mistake of asking Brightpearl to bring hors d'oevres to my party.

MoJoRiSin 05-19-2009 09:56 PM

i was carried away with my writings

treekisser 05-27-2009 02:03 PM

I was waiting for funkytuba to stop punching his ponask.

Marcus Bales 05-28-2009 02:05 PM

I was waiting for Tuba to stop funking his ponask.

dddrum 05-28-2009 02:08 PM

I was trying to be early for something else, but I figured it can wait.

YsaPur EsChomuw 05-28-2009 02:11 PM

My fingernail got caught in the curtain and I couldn't get away until some three-inch aliens came and set me free.

Marcus Bales 05-28-2009 02:55 PM

Funky called with his excuse, and it took so long that now I'm late for this.

lukkucairi 05-29-2009 02:09 AM

I got deported

Hyakujo's Fox 05-29-2009 02:13 AM

I got disported

lukkucairi 05-29-2009 02:21 AM

I got distracted

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