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Audreyvgs 10-24-2006 12:51 PM

A freakishly large pair of feet
indicate something real sweet
above them i'm sure
my thoughts are impure
I'm hopin' its too big to eat!

Audreyvgs 10-26-2006 12:34 AM

Reagan said tear down that wall!
and surely the thing it did fall
the problem now here
just seems to be clear
Red's ok, but brown gets my gall?

Audreyvgs 10-29-2006 03:08 PM

I bought some wax in Brazil

ambo 10-29-2006 11:50 PM

I bought some wax in Brazil
My need for smoothe legs to fulfill

Marcus Bales 10-30-2006 10:37 AM

I bought some wax in Brazil
My need for smoothe legs to fulfill
From belly to knees
I'm now Portuguese

Audreyvgs 10-30-2006 12:43 PM

I bought some wax in Brazil
My need for smoothe legs to fulfill
From belly to knees
I'm now Portuguese
so slide on in soon, if you will

Zatoichi 10-31-2006 04:36 PM

Now that we're grooming down there

Marcus Bales 11-01-2006 10:34 AM

Now that we're grooming down there
Why all the attraction for bare?

Hyakujo's Fox 11-01-2006 11:32 AM

Now that we're grooming down there
Why all the attraction for bare?
Why aren't things hairy
Sublime and not scary?

Audreyvgs 11-02-2006 02:23 AM

Now that we're grooming down there
Why all the attraction for bare?
Why aren't things hairy
Sublime and not scary?
like a buffer for all wear and tear!

Marcus Bales 11-02-2006 09:02 AM

With one hand I'm petting the cat

LeahDear 11-02-2006 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Audreyvgs
Now that we're grooming down there
Why all the attraction for bare?
Why aren't things hairy
Sublime and not scary?
like a buffer for all wear and tear!

excellent! :D :D :D

LeahDear 11-02-2006 10:53 AM

With one hand I'm petting the cat
While its lying asleep on the mat

ambo 11-02-2006 01:23 PM

With one hand I'm petting the cat
While its lying asleep on the mat
My other hand twitches

Audreyvgs 11-02-2006 04:51 PM

With one hand I'm petting the cat
While its lying asleep on the mat
My other hand twitches
and now i need stitches
'cause the cat thought my hand was a rat!


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