Yes! Yes! Yes! Cute bucket with sandbox toys :)

Memo to myself: when sober again, open outdoor beach bra, and play sandbox games until guests awake from their deep seep under the tables!

^*coffee snort*

:D :D

oh, and what i came here to do-- is the outdoor beach bra open yet?

jesus, isn't it friday YET?

FREE drink for every sand sculpture or any other outdoor art act!! (No pornography please, last summer our little etablissement got sued by an unrelaxed neighbour)

i concur

this week has a pretty high place on the international asshole scale

^How interesting. I have never heard of the IAS. What units are used to measure it?

Bratender, I'll have a coke and milk. Make it a double.

^it's measured by the amount of urgent hospital visits, then multiplied by the amount of stress at work and then added to the amount of broken household appliances.

i'll have a coffee & tia maria in it please

*prepares double line and pours fresh, foamy delicacy for Perla, brews Frieda's Coffee Tia Maria and turns on the anti-asshole-field generator*

aaahhhh tanks, Steph :)

I'll have a warm goats' milk and Bushmills, please

^good thing I stole, er bought, er got this generator as a gift when I got the new espresso machine! :)

*goes to search for bra-goat SATAN who lately is a bit not herself since she became the muse of a bunch of poets*

SAAATAAAAN, you pretty pretty thing, where the hell are you?

Stephi, while we're looking and waiting, perhaps we should enjoy this little floor show number that Brightpearl has improvised for us with some sheets she got for her birthday...

^Oh, no, that's not me. That's Hfox.

Perhaps that explains why he's been...um...away. He's quite graceful, isn't he? Of course I can see how you'd make that mistake since we look so much alike, but I'm dead clumsy.



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Oooohhhhhhh.
So is it expressed in sphinctometers? (spm)