Never mind you, where's Smarty? :(
Since he is always the life of the party! :D
I messed with his rules :(

Never mind you, where's Smarty? :(
Since he is always the life of the party! :D
I messed with his rules :(
That he wrote for us fools ;)

Never mind you, where's Smarty?
Since he is always the life of the party!
I messed with his rules
That he wrote for us fools
who aspire to join the literati

now where the hell is the screwdriver

now where the hell is the screwdriver
It's time to repair the new dryer

now where the hell is the screwdriver
It's time to repair the new dryer
my brilliant blonde wife

now where the hell is the screwdriver
It's time to repair the new dryer
my brilliant blonde wife
nearly cost me my life

now where the hell is the screwdriver
It's time to repair the new dryer
my brilliant blonde wife
nearly cost me my life
thinking I'm some fvcking McGyver

McGyver makes me hot said Selma

McGyver makes me hot said Selma
the heat would sometimes overwhelm 'er

McGyver makes me hot said Selma
the heat would sometimes overwhelm 'er
rubber bands and some tin foil

McGyver makes me hot said Selma
the heat would sometimes overwhelm 'er
rubber bands and some tin foil
makeshift IUD coil

McGyver makes me hot said Selma
the heat would sometimes overwhelm 'er
rubber bands and some tin foil
makeshift IUD coil
made a self igniting hash pipe but don't tell ma

There's a nice little place I have found

There's a nice little place I have found
Its secretly tucked underground

There's a nice little place I have found
Its secretly tucked underground
Go down through the sewer

There's a nice little place I have found
Its secretly tucked underground
Go down through the sewer
Bring stuff from the brewer

There's a nice little place I have found
Its secretly tucked underground
Go down through the sewer
Bring stuff from the brewer
If we're lucky we'll never be found!

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-
I felt his nose under my sheets

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-
I felt his nose under my sheets
They say bears can smell fear

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-
I felt his nose under my sheets
They say bears can smell fear
but from shit they stay clear

A Grizzly was hunting for treats-
I felt his nose under my sheets
They say bears can smell fear
but from shit they stay clear
I may be safe, but i'll stink for weeks

I've never seen a bear in manties

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair
Keep in mind that a bear

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair
Keep in mind that a bear
would look silly in something so scanty.

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair
Keep in mind that a bear
would look silly in something so scanty.

The animals I know wear leather

I've never seen a bear in manties
Now I'm not saying they can't-*ies*
Though they have lots of hair
Keep in mind that a bear
would look silly in something so scanty.

The animals I know wear leather
and can tickle my ass with a feather

The animals I know wear leather
and can tickle my ass with a feather
and tie me up tightly

The animals I know wear leather
and can tickle my ass with a feather
and tie me up tightly
the spankings are nightly

The animals I know wear leather
and can tickle my ass with a feather
and tie me up tightly
the spankings are nightly,
and lots more often if there's hot weather.

The cold time of year can be worse

The cold time of year can be worse
Skinny dipping leaves one quite terse

The cold time of year can be worse
Skinny dipping leaves one quite terse
It gives me taut tits

The cold time of year can be worse
Skinny dipping leaves one quite terse
It gives me taut tits
and shrinks my naughty bits

The cold time of year can be worse
Skinny dipping leaves one quite terse
It gives me taut tits
and shrinks my naughty bits
And makes for quite interesting verse.

The bruise on the bridge of her nose

The bruise on the bridge of her nose
was the result of her trying to pose