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Not condoning in ANY WAY.... but made me laugh
Mysterious appearance of chairs
A few years ago, I went to Brixton Academy one new years eve. Over the course of the evening, I managed to consume enough pills to reach the usual end result of being a bit of a mess. I also ended up painted in bright orange body paint, because it just felt sooooo nice. After dancing all night, the paint had started to run, making my face completely orange. Towards the end of the night, I decided to have a sit down to sort my head out a bit. I retrieved my jacket from the cloakroom, and staggered across the room, and spotted a free stool just off the dancefloor. I walked over to it, covered it with my jacket, and then sat down. It was at this point, I realised that it wasn't a chair at all. It was some guy who was probably also trying to sort his head out, sat on the floor with his legs tucked in to his chin. I jumped up, picked my jacket up, said "sorry mate, I thought you were a chair", and then dissappeared off in to the night. I always look at the incident from the other guys point of view. He is having a moment to sort his head out, when suddenly a bloke with an orange face, and quite possibly wild staring eyes, walks over, the world goes dark, and then someone sits on him, then promptly dissappears. From b3ta.com |
that might have been me.
'94 or so? :o |
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"I was watching that Isaac Maserati show today"--my mother
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I am a nerd who likes to participate in message board roleplaying games. I was doing a roleplay with one of those people who really love to use their thesaurus while writing, whether she knows the real meaning of the word or not. And Jade stared into Anika's grinning complexion.
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Being asked if I "had a problem with street drugs?".
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So what did YOU learn in school today?
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RatMan: ...and so I walked in this morning and there was this new guy there that I had to buddy up with and train.
Me: So who is he? RatMan: His name is Justice. Me: Single mother! RatMan: What? Me: Born to a single mother. I'll bet you twenty bucks, right now! Ask him! RatMan: I'm not gonna ask him! Me: Give me his phone number! RatMan: NO! |
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30
years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday." The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday! ." The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion." The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?" The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame... what a disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends." |
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J got this email today.
Subject: Hello from russia.. Hello have a good day, I am not sure where to begin,it is first time I try to use internet to meet the man but the thing is,that I will work abroad I can choice USA,Canada or Europe and I would like to meet the man to share free evenings and be my guide. My friends helped me to send a few letters to different address and I do hope that I am lucky to meet good and kind man.you should know that now I live in Russia and my goal is to leave this country because it is impossible to live here for young pretty woman.they tell I look well enough,I am blonde with blue eyes,I am natural blonde.I will send a few photos if you reply. if you don't have wife nor girlfriend ,maybe we could try to meet? I am free I have not children .and I have not boyfriend here. I am 25 years old ,please write to me directly to my mail- fruy1@pochta.ru See you soon ,with great hope |
I love sharing free evenings with the man.
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it's certainly better than paying for them
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Melissa are you scratching your head right now?
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