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Marcus Bales 11-03-2005 12:30 AM

I think that I've misplaced my pants

dddrum 11-03-2005 12:17 PM

I think that I've misplaced my pants
If that's true, the reason's perchance

Marcus Bales 11-05-2005 12:35 AM

I think that I've misplaced my pants
If that's true, the reason's perchance
My anterior flipper
Was caught in my zipper

trisherina 11-05-2005 02:25 AM

I think that I've misplaced my pants
If that's true, the reason's perchance
My anterior flipper
Was caught in my zipper
And neutered all thoughts of romance.

Marcus Bales 11-05-2005 09:04 AM

Pursuing a dream can be fun

Hyakujo's Fox 11-05-2005 10:00 AM

Pursuing a dream can be fun
But not when you've dreamt of a nun
Who's a creature of habit
Not of whimsy dagnabit

Marcus Bales 11-05-2005 04:25 PM

Pursuing a dream can be fun
But not when you've dreamt of a nun
Who's a creature of habit
Not of whimsy dagnabit
And besides, when I woke I was done.

dddrum 11-05-2005 04:51 PM

A watchman was watching the clock



( :D )

Hyakujo's Fox 11-06-2005 10:09 PM

A watchman was watching the clock
Entranced by the hypnotic tic-toc

madasacutsnake 11-06-2005 11:54 PM

A watchman was watching the clock
Entranced by the hypnotic tic-toc
He missed Wheel of Fortune
And grieved by his misfortune
He went mad with a gun and killed his whole family and then some people who had stopped to investigate what all the noise was about.

Marcus Bales 11-08-2005 09:35 AM

At breakfast I'm hungry for lunch

Hyakujo's Fox 11-08-2005 10:00 AM

At breakfast I'm hungry for lunch
At dinner I'm thinking of brunch

Marcus Bales 11-08-2005 10:24 AM

At breakfast I'm hungry for lunch
At dinner I'm thinking of brunch
At brunch I want dinner

Hyakujo's Fox 11-08-2005 10:27 AM

At breakfast I'm hungry for lunch
At dinner I'm thinking of brunch
At brunch I want dinner
I wish I was thinner

Marcus Bales 11-08-2005 10:31 AM

At breakfast I'm hungry for lunch
At dinner I'm thinking of brunch
At brunch I want dinner
I wish I was thinner --
To heck with it! Munch munch munch munch!

madasacutsnake 11-09-2005 11:46 PM

A diet does odd things to the mind

Marcus Bales 11-11-2005 03:26 PM

A diet does odd things to the mind
And the oddest damned thing is, I find,

trisherina 11-12-2005 02:09 PM

A diet does odd things to the mind
And the oddest damned thing is, I find,
A persistent obsession
With my own recession
To the point where I find myself blind.

Marcus Bales 11-12-2005 07:17 PM

He cried out "What's in it for me?"

dddrum 11-13-2005 04:57 AM

He cried out "What's in it for me?"
While struggling with luggage for three

Marcus Bales 11-13-2005 11:14 AM

He cried out "What's in it for me?"
While struggling with luggage for three
The suitcases, bags,
And boxes he drags

dddrum 11-14-2005 05:13 PM

He cries out "What's in it for me?"
While struggling with luggage for three
The suitcases, bags,
And boxes he drags
(It's not like he does this for free)

Marcus Bales 11-14-2005 07:06 PM

I'd asked for a shallower grave

Jack Flanders 11-14-2005 07:27 PM

I'd ask for a shallower grave
But I would be very afraid

Marcus Bales 11-15-2005 10:20 AM

I'd ask for a shallower grave
But I would be very afraid
Of animals digging

Zatoichi 11-15-2005 11:05 AM

I'd ask for a shallower grave
But I would be very afraid
Of animals digging
And truffelers pigging

Marcus Bales 11-15-2005 03:59 PM

I'd ask for a shallower grave
But I would be very afraid
Of animals digging
And truffelers pigging
For my nads like the stuff that they crave.

dddrum 11-15-2005 04:47 PM

A rhyme about hogs munching testes

Marcus Bales 11-15-2005 06:34 PM

A rhyme about hogs munching testes --
You know, I must really protest these
Hard rhymes; they're not cool.
You folks are as cruel
As the Furies pursuing Orestes!

Hyakujo's Fox 11-18-2005 12:10 AM

When I hear a classical allusion
My head hurts as if with contusion

Zatoichi 11-18-2005 01:53 AM

When I hear a classical allusion
My head hurts as if with contusion
I swear I'm half bright
Just skipped class one night

Audreyvgs 11-18-2005 10:36 AM

When I hear a classical allusion
My head hurts as if with contusion
I swear I'm half bright
Just skipped class one night
but i'm sure that it's caused my confusion

Hyakujo's Fox 11-20-2005 03:58 AM

I've purchased some Christmas themed wrap

Zatoichi 11-20-2005 04:03 AM

I've purchased some Christmas themed wrap
To counter the usual pap

trisherina 11-20-2005 12:54 PM

I've purchased some Christmas themed wrap
To counter the usual pap
Of Santas and stars

Marcus Bales 11-20-2005 10:47 PM

I've purchased some Christmas themed wrap
To counter the usual pap
Of Santas and stars
With strip joints and bars

Zatoichi 11-21-2005 02:15 AM

I've purchased some Christmas themed wrap
To counter the usual pap
Of Santas and stars
With strip joints and bars
For gifts to my Venus, from Mars

xfox 11-21-2005 02:16 AM

I've purchased some Christmas themed wrap
To counter the usual pap
Of Santas and stars
With strip joints and bars
Wrapping gifts in my boots and my cap.

Zatoichi 11-21-2005 02:24 AM

whoopsies. mea culpa and all. messed up rhyme scheme. however, for what i thought i was trying to do, I still like it.

Zatoichi 11-21-2005 02:54 AM

I did mean to call you, I swear


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