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Large Marge 01-01-2005 08:28 AM

My Christmas tree is no longer green
It's a pathetic sight to be seen
At the end of the year
It dies, like my cheer
And is kicked to the curb by a teen

Hyakujo's Fox 01-01-2005 12:25 PM

At the top of a little green hill

Marcus Bales 01-01-2005 02:27 PM

At the top of a little green hill
And hidden from sight was a still

trisherina 01-01-2005 04:12 PM

At the top of a little green hill
And hidden from sight was a still
If you filled it with stuff
It made booze that was rough,

Coffee 01-01-2005 06:00 PM

At the top of a little green hill
And hidden from sight was a still
If you filled it with stuff
It made booze that was rough,
but better than taking a pill.

Marcus Bales 01-01-2005 07:37 PM

"You want me to _what_ on your _what_?"

Large Marge 01-01-2005 08:37 PM

You want me to what on your what?
You can't make me do that to you, but

Marcus Bales 01-02-2005 02:21 AM

You want me to _what_ on your _what_?
You can't make me do that to you, but
If you promise you'll do

Large Marge 01-02-2005 02:27 AM

You want me to _what_ on your _what_?
You can't make me do that to you, but
If you promise you'll do
that thing I find so true



Sorry, I didn't understand what the underscores were; I thought you meant them for emphasis. ?

Marcus Bales 01-02-2005 02:39 AM

You want me to _what_ on your _what_?
You can't make me do that, dear -- but
If you promise you'll do
That thing I find true
Then I'll hit the drive if you'll putt.

Large Marge 01-02-2005 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales
You want me to _what_ on your _what_?
You can't make me do that, dear -- but
If you promise you'll do
That thing I find true
Then I'll hit the drive if you'll putt.


Hey! You canged it!

Cheater, cheater, cheater!!!

Marcus Bales 01-02-2005 03:09 AM

You want me to _what_ on your _what_?
You can't make me do that, dear -- but
If you promise you'll do
That thing I find true
Then I'll hit the drive if you'll putt.

>Hey! You canged it!
>Cheater, cheater, cheater!!!<

Now Marge, I improved it by making
The syllables right you had faking
The limerick meter;
It's not I'm a cheater --
I'm fixing the things you were breaking.

Large Marge 01-02-2005 03:22 AM

Oh Marcus, you are the king
Your skills as a limericker sing
Please find my mistakes
And remove them post haste.
I'll be obliged to take you out drinking.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-02-2005 06:31 AM

In some sleazier works of fiction
You may come across a description

Large Marge 01-02-2005 08:29 AM

In some sleazier works of fiction
You may come across a description
of a moment of sin
whose plot is so thin

Marcus Bales 01-02-2005 03:04 PM

In some sleazier works of fiction
You may come across a depiction
Of a moment of sin
Whose plot is so thin --
Revelations is quite an addiction.

joppa.gal 01-02-2005 03:48 PM

On boards such as this it is rare
that one would find such an unlikely pair

Large Marge 01-02-2005 07:40 PM

On boards such as this it is rare
that one would find such an unlikely pair
but the two hit it off
and made everyone scoff

funkytuba 01-02-2005 10:19 PM

On boards such as this surely it is rare
that one would find such an unlikely pair
but the two hit it off
and made everyone scoff
And now they prance round in their underwear

Marcus Bales 01-03-2005 01:02 AM

Bertie appealed to his aunt
"You can't make me do it -- you can't!"

xfox 01-03-2005 02:49 AM

Bertie appealed to his aunt
"You can't make me do it -- you can't!"
I simply won't bide your tidings
you rant, on and on I just won't

funkytuba 01-03-2005 03:48 AM

Bertie appealed to his aunt
"You can't make me do it -- you can't!"
I simply won't bide
your tidings--they're snide
you rant, on and on I just shan't"

Large Marge 01-03-2005 03:55 AM

Bert and Ernie lived happily as roomies

Coffee 01-03-2005 04:59 AM

Bert and Ernie lived happily as roomies
until they ran out of their shroomies.
They saw with new eyes
and began to despise

trisherina 01-03-2005 05:10 AM

Bert and Ernie lived happily as roomies
until they ran out of their shroomies.
They saw with new eyes
and began to despise
their depression. They called it "the gloomies."

Large Marge 01-03-2005 05:50 AM

Some would say Bert and Ernie were gay

Hyakujo's Fox 01-03-2005 06:14 AM

Some would say Bert and Ernie were gay
And so, to keep the rumours at bay

Large Marge 01-03-2005 06:15 AM

Some would say Bert and Ernie were gay
And so, to keep the rumours at bay
they rented two dames

Aphrodite 01-03-2005 11:35 AM

Some would say Bert and Ernie were gay
And so, to keep the rumours at bay
they rented two dames
and watched football games

Marcus Bales 01-03-2005 12:47 PM

Some said Bert and Ernie were gay
And so, to keep rumours at bay
they rented two dames
and watched football games --
is that proof enough, would you say?

Hyakujo's Fox 01-03-2005 11:34 PM

Now Ernie had a wee rubber duck

Marcus Bales 01-04-2005 01:34 AM

Now Ernie had a wee rubber duck
And Burt had a big pickup truck

trisherina 01-04-2005 02:54 AM

Now Ernie had a wee rubber duck
And Burt had a big pickup truck.
Won't say it? I will!
Put them on the sill
And check out if they will... ffffffall off.

Large Marge 01-04-2005 05:30 AM

The president may not be well read

Hyakujo's Fox 01-04-2005 12:28 PM

The president may not be well read
and believes the world flat, it is said

I lidbotLl l 01-04-2005 01:10 PM

The president may not be well read
and believes the world flat, it is said
rumors of a metal plate, breakfeast in bed?
crackin that a$$ like starch on the stink
"WE'LL FIX THOES WRINKLES, DON'T F*$#$G THINK,"
Off comes Rumsfeld's belt!
"Smells like leather and flesh," skelator said.
Fresh white sheets sounds of bright butt bled
shaking his head,
"WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER CLONED THAT INBRED!"

Large Marge 01-05-2005 07:12 AM

The president may not be well read
and believes the world flat, it is said
but he is the big cheese

Hyakujo's Fox 01-05-2005 08:31 AM

The president may not be well read
and believes the world flat, it is said
but he is the big cheese
with the nucular keys

funkytuba 01-05-2005 10:24 AM

The president may not be well read
and believes the world flat, it is said
but he is the big cheese
with the nucular keys
so for Iran's sake, let him screw up a limerick now and then, ok, or they'll be dead.

Large Marge 01-05-2005 04:00 PM

A limerick's rules are debatable


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